That would be bears fucking you, not you fucking bears.

"…but her menstral fever made him more assiduous."

I am an uncut Mediteranean with special desire…

You are as right as white!

But the carrot screamed like a train whistle.

*sad porn horn*

I happen to keep on hand every sports team uniform for just such an ocassion.

Like Martin and Lewis, Abbot and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, its Funnier 'n Sadder.

OK, that's it. Shut the internet down.

And yet that image isn't one tenth as disturbing as most German porn.

Now that's great ball handling!

I'll be under your bunk…

Germany should have been wearing those nifty helmets with the big spike on top. No, no, with a big dildo on top! Oh, that's rich.

I had my last text fight was over the location of the extra set of keys to the Subaru. I thought they were hanging on a hook in the laundry room, but apparently that's the stupidest thing a human being has ever thought. Apparently, I'm an ignorant selfish dullard who lacks the capacity to appreciate the critical…

What's the definition of French Resistance? She takes it in the ass. Get it?!

And the tool goes in the hiatus.

Briefly, the Hays Code was the predecessor to the MPAA rating system. It was instituted in the 1920's in reponse to growing protests that Hollywood films and its actors were morally lax, especially following several highly publicized scandals including the alleged rape of a minor by the popular film star "Fatty" …

Thanks, that was fun!

The MPAA is mishandling the hole issue. They're so incom-poop-etent. This really gets my Goatse.cx

I clicked expecting to see Christoph Waltz's pet bear's butt. Disappointed.