The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.

And you seem to be sure that anything she or anyone else had done to avoid the situation would have been in vain. That's equally absurd and depressing.

You speak about working on a movieset as though it's a factory floor or a McDonalds kitchen. The "movie set" in this case was an actual, functioning, real train bridge. The crew were casualy informed that if a train whistle sounds they have 60 seconds to get off the bridge. That tells you right there that they were…

More like 80's alt rock. Echo and the Bunnymen on crystal meth. Or the Psychedelic Furs on Jolt.

Hollywood and its inexorable product, films, are built on the premise that life, in fact, is worth living. So, if you're alive and able to view Scott's adorable doodles then by default you must agree with the life affirming philosophy which fuels the production of films, as well as all art. It's this often hidden or…

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Somer's Point is due west just over the bay and there's a liquor store and multiple bars just as you come off the bridge. Couple good restaurants, too. It's a notorious spot to get stopped for DUI, and the town probably makes enough money off drunken Ocean City vacationers that all the municipal janitors are sending…

Oh, I understand your confusion. He was funny, but not comedian funny. He was weird character funny. He really was. Imho.

Are you mining for nose nuggets?

"Schmidt, you've been talking for a very long time. You're talking in monologues, man."

Ah, yes. I always wondered why the show's creator, Liz Meriwether, made Jesse so chirpy sweet, so squeaky clean to the point of being borderline pathologically uptight. Having a delinquent, rebel older sister could reasonably account for it.

Are the Winston/Coach interactions intentionally awkward or unintentionally awkward? I can't tell which.

Yes, he was genuinely riveting this episode. His too brief but superb performance was nearly enough to distract me from my morbid fixation on Cece. Nearly.

Oh good God, Is that a common barber's comb?

It's an interesting bit of marketing hijinks that theaters even offer a medium size. The point of the medium is to make the large seem like a relatively good value for the money - hey, for $2 more you get nearly twice as much! - but in effect you've just coughed up $2 more for 4¢ worth of popcorn, which of course, you…

Yes, individual final scores during a Tournament tend to be either high or very low because most people are going for broke, and a close match means the contestants are usually betting high to win, and a wrong answer results in a low final total, or even zero. Therefore, on average the easier tournaments have a…

I would expect the average college student from my day would have written "Fantasy Island" as the FJ answer.

Stopped Trying - that's your Indian name.

And then Brian Wilson added some Doo doo doo's and a backing string quartet accompaniment, and Boffo, a top ten hit.

My deepest sympathies.