You mean where you were conceived? In the balcony? With an understudy? With gonorrhea?

Exactly. A couple of freaky twin emotional ghosts.

"Heeeere's Junk!"

11, the magic number is 11. (Apollo 11)

Yeah, I remember my first time inhaling aerosol hairspray.

Those freaky twin ghosts could be played by The Olsens. "And the Tony Award for Most Tediously Obvious Casting goes to… "

Death of a Salesman as a musical comedy would work:

Maybe yes, maybe no. Having your name printed across the sky is pretty damn powerful PR, except, of course, that Le Beef had it printed over Hollywood, and people in Hollywood don't ever look up. Or read.

Nude.

Yeah, sort of… Um, lemme think about it…

There's a long and rich tradition of "artists" intentionally taking distinctly unattractive or unpopular positions on issues and engaging in extremely questionable behavior expressly for the experience of it, to gain a deep, profound, real understanding of the nature and power of the society within which that artist…

*crickets*

Does this prove that there actually is such a thing as Bad Press, or does it prove there isn't?

I am a warrior for truth and a servant of wisdom. The path of righteousness is fraught with temptation, but my cause is just and my will is tempered steel. I will not be deflected.
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Your flaccid intellectual discipline is nothing to celebrate. Vengeance will be mine. Prepare yourself accordingly.

He's both. He's a damaged Catholic by birth and upbringing but an Existentialist by choice or by default. Existentialism is most often a response to the psychological abuse inflicted by a religious indoctrination: a reaction to extreme mental distress. It's a form of disassociation, an intellectual attempt to distance…

Why would ANYONE agree with and upvote this preposterously mean spirited, self satisfied, smug, racist comment?! Oh right, that's what dumb people do.

No, it's more that you chose to peddle inferior, low grade racial stereotype humor. We demand high grade premium racial stereotype humor.

Now you funny, too.

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