No, no, save your 1,000th comment for something truly worthwhile, like a Tolerability Index about Miley Cyrus.

Weezer is shitty? Really?! Aw, I'm so sad to learn this…

Jimmy had a very limited natural vocal instrument, if you will, but he was a superb singer. His superhuman rhythm n' soul and irresistible swagger carried his otherwise meager voice to unexpected heights of expressive beauty. You really ought to pay a bit more attention to Reality, it's gaining on you…

Tea Party house party organizer.

Those Nancy Boys will wave whatever the fuck I tell 'em to wave, Goddammit. Naw, I keed, I keed. I like a lot of REM's music but an awful lot of their "art" is self satisfied, smug, tedious masturbatory in-jokes. They were never ever as clever or funny as they (Michael Stipe) imagined themselves to be. Ever.

But Metallica were never, honestly, realistically, really all THAT great. For hard rock geek nerds, yeah, Metallica rocked harder than anybody else, in the beginning. But by the time Metallica were getting known Hard Rock was DEAD. It was completely, utterly deceased, but desperate lonely sad confused, DIMWITTED…

And I say that your faulty assessment of Buzz's opinion invalidates every opinion that you have had had/will have in the future. Double. Times Infinity. So there. Nyeaaaaah.

Absofuckinglutely one of the all time best Artist Interviews the AV Club has ever done. Ever. I don't agree with almost half of what he says, but Goddamn, Buzz is one of the funniest, smartest, most honest, most entertaining, most convincing mutherfuckers in the business today. His take down of all those mighty…

He let himself go, right into his adult diaper. Aaaaaaahhhh….

The word in that context means drunk or whimsical or even insane behavior, as in Pixilated, which is an altered mental condition such that one is perhaps hallucinating dancing pixies, or is "taken by the pixies." There wasn't the slightest bit of homophobic meaning in bartender Nick's use of the word.

Is that a Dune reference, or a phrase that you use to confuse and entrap unwitting noobs, such as yours truly?

I firmly believe when older bands take too long to produce their music something unfortunate happens. The music loses a certain urgency. A vague emotional honesty gets filtered out when they are given too much time to manicure their music. If you're able to put just the right psychological pressure on a relatively…

The traditional Western mode of depicting the natural, real world in painting is a very specific, very precise system of translating 3 dimensional space onto a 2 dimensional flat surface. The illusion of deep space in a painting is the product of our minds processing the markings and colors and shapes according to…

No Kim?! No Deal!!

Boy, I never saw that coming right at me.

Oh lordy, lordy, no.

The predominant difference between the USA and the UK in terms of racial attitudes is that the USA "imported" millions of Africans and then dehumanized, denigrated, and disenfranchised then for over 300 hundred years, and now we are experiencing the direct consequences of the unconscionable, unholy nightmare of an…

Who you calling a broad caricaturist?!

Her mom will call her every week to reassure her. "Yes dear, of course you're on SNL. And I'm on American Idol. And your grandmomma's gonna be on The Bachlorette. Ha!"

Turible.