“We wouldn’t do the product that Cadillac is showing [Lyriq]. We wouldn’t do it. Nothing against them, it just doesn’t fit our brand. It’s not far enough. We want a car that gets recalled at least 50 or 60 times. And BAD recalls, like fire and failed braking and roofs that collapse and stuff like that. We’re Ford…

“Like agents of any federal agency, they play an active role in dehumanizing and abusing others.”

Yeah, just the other day a guy from the Department of Agriculture kicked me in the face and buried me at the root of a peach tree.

“...a problem with the Hummer’s build quality.”

Its laudable - but laughable. Not because we shouldn’t shoot for the moon, but we aren’t able to meet that target right now with current battery tech. And before people say that 2035 is a long way off...it isn’t. We have basically 5 years to figure out how to make WAY more batteries and/or figure out how to do more…

The owner is one Gennady Ayvazyan, a Russian coal trader (and probably a douchebag).

“everyone lived, and the person who owns it is probably rich enough to also buy a small country. They’ll be just fine, if you ask me.”

I’ve seen precisely one so far, and 7,000 sales does not sound impressive at all.

Glad you included Homer in this discussion, as the Wagoneer is literally a Canyonero.

A 12 mpg consumer vehicle with no special utility should be illegal. 

Nailed it, not sure why people think actual rich people would own these things.  

Don’t ever think the rich are not petty cheapskates.

Finally, a clown car that looks big enough to fit all the clowns inside for a change.

That chrome around each window looks disjointed and terrible. Even the little Compass is a better design effort than this.

“Both front doors measure nearly four feet from front to back.”

Is now a good time to discuss how butt-ugly these things are? All of the yuppie parents in my town are buying them so I always see them sitting in the carpool line at school. It is hard to believe this car can look so bad and poorly designed when the new Grand Cherokee looks so good.

Aftermarket convertors are a lie. Good enough to sell the car the next day to a schmuck, but not if the car will be in your possession for more than 5 years.

No one who drives a Fiero kit car needs condoms.

Nice concept. But I feel the need to remind you that this...

Lies can be a form of hate speech.