So the current owner has the money to buy a car like this, but doesn’t have the money for proper tires and instead installs some cheap assed “Cosmo MuchoMacho” tires?

Here’s how things went, guaranteed.

Just about exactly 1 year ago, I dipped my toe into the Porsche Boxster world. I saw a cheap one a couple of states over, to good of a deal to pass up. I was able to confirm it had the IMS bearing replaced from the shop that did the work, and was able to give me some history on the car (all shop records from last 8…

Don’t be chicken when it’s damn near throwaway money.

A Porsche named Bruce? There is a high probability that this seller is a longtime (or at least long ago) Jalop.

Every other sub-$10k Boxster I’ve seen on the market in the past year (I might have it as one of my regular searches) is absolutely trashed. Torn seats, faded paint, rust (seriously, Porsches don’t rust). This one looks extremely well maintained and priced by someone who thinks a used Porsche is just a used car (as…

Pulley squeak?  Is that what the kids are calling it these days?  NP.

Total ND.

If you really want a SPG, you can probably find a nicer one for not much more, or an equivalent one for less.

Im both pro direct sales and find your billionaire defense laughable. Elon doesnt need your help. And ppl doing normal jobs (even if i think dealers mostly suck!) are not fucking leeches you psychopath. 

No one has to buy cars at dealers either, but we always hear about ADMs being “gouging”.

So the profits should go to the workers instead of the CEO who shouts ten year old epic bacon memes at the internet all day? Wow, I agree. 

To be fair, it does protect them FROM price gouging? Given that it allows them to be the only one who can do the gouging. 

Automatic No Dice the moment I see this crap at the bottom of an ad:

There’s something about a player desperately typing /gun that really makes this story wonderful.

It might match market values but it’s still overpriced, and this definitely is not a ‘great deal’ but I agree it’s probably already sold. It’s not a hero car and definitely shouldn’t be trading at new MSRP prices, especially with stickers on it and a blow-off valve, and being showcased on the winter wheels - all red…

It’s weird, it’s almost like purchasing decisions are subjective. Crazy idea, that.

How about look up a few values first.

Even without the douchetastic stickers, isn’t this about what these things sold for new? ND. Also maybe a stupid question, but what the hell is all that shit under the floor in the hatch? 

The stupid custom license plate and boy racer decals tell me this thing is permanently going to smell like bubble gum vape and shitty weed. No dice.