The writing is terrible. No one on earth talks in soliloquies. And those who do communicate in windy alliterative speeches (mixed with f-bombs), do so in community rooms of mental institutions. The casting is embarrassing. The acting is so over-the-top as to damage the reputations of some above average actors. Sh¡t…

None of the polls are accurate. 

Detroit: Where the weak are killed and eaten. 

How dare you, sir! My vehicle purchase history resembles that remark.

If I didn’t have a wife and a 16 year old... well, first of all I’d be living under a bridge. But also too, I’d cash out my 401k topping bids over $30k. Apparently, my English language skills would also be quite poor.

This ^^^

Except for dealers who post "gotcha" ads just like this. They are all equally awful. 

Are you threatening the Senator? Are you that fucking stupid? You are part of the problem. The white male Patriarchy uses tiny-peckered fucks like you to maintain its undefeated status. If I’m around and you and your ilk disrespect her, I will bust your ass.

You don't get to call names when you're this bad at writing (your job). 

That look comfortable like a mug!

Moronic. 

Grow the fuck up. Everyone involved, including those promoting this foolishness, looks like they have some bitch in them behind this shit. Grow. The. Fuck. Up.

That ship has sailed.

People like you want to be lied to. Seek help. 

You are woefully misinformed. Please provide empirical data to support these ridiculous claims. We'll wait...

Natural. Selection. 

Disturbing on all the levels.

But, but... IT'S A CAR IN A TUNNEL!!!

More time to expand your mind.