Almost inappropriate.

Warren Sapp is a mono-racial angel!

I’m somewhat confused as to how this might bring a woman pleasure. Also, not at all good at the sex.

An idiot starved for attention, any fucking attention at all.

Ford still sucks.

I wonder if he would take a sac of grain.

Nope.

Define struggling.

Why do we keep putting elderly, white males in charge of stuff? Seriously. Asking for a group of friends.

I found it delicious.

I know it’s wrong, but... I laughed so hard at work, I had to shut my office door.

Nothing to add.

Alls you have to do is get a million dollar loan from Pops.

Their collateral is the fact that empirical data shows those who gain a Bachelor’s degree make $1 million more over their careers than those who don’t. That’s a million more dollars in taxable income. That’s a million more dollars worth of consumerism, which drives the economy, which helps pay for schools and roads…

A better initial post from you would have been, “I can’t afford to go that fast”. Would have spared us the many, many subsequent posts.

Red State logic.

To be fair... Yeah, there’s no cogent way to finish that sentence.

So... fondling 14 year oldgirls is an emotional issue? Agreed, but fuck outta here.

Spot. On.

Two things... Never, ever, under any circumstances buy a Hyundai. Also, never, ever, under any circumstances buy a mini van. If you buy them, they’ll just keep making them.