To all those who pour their blood, sweat, and tears into making masterpieces of interactive media... Thank you.

You don’t get the respect, the pay, or the credentials that you deserve. The least I can do is take a minute out my day and make sure you understand that your passion is not lost. We love you and the work…

Hahahah! I’m pretty sure that’s not a hidden feature, that’s the $15,000 ceramic drivers assistance pack. This add on features both left AND right xenon filled directional indicators along with a rhodium plated lever mounted alongside the steering wheel. Also added is a audible notification tuned by Mozart. 

Speaking of hidden features...

Update: It was only $10. I was weak. I ordered it. 

Bet Amazon could get the right to Steven Donaldson’s Thomas Covenant books a hell of a lot cheaper than that. I’d love to see them brought to the big screen (or little screen...I’m not picky)

When a music review site writes about, say, the new LCD Soundsystem album, do you respond in the comments: “Just turn on the album and listen to it dumbass”?

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone! Ask for wagons, and you shall receive.

I wish, instead of the crappy remake, Squeenix would have just localized the Seiken Densetsu collection for the Switch.

At least you could say it’s function over form. The digital speedo cluster was a novel way to bring vital information closer to the driver’s line of sight.

“If you can’t beat us on the court . . . “

I once bought a 9 year old 67.000km Audi A4 with a 1.9 TDI for 9000€, it was a good price, or so I thought...
It was a one owner car, the previous owner being a retiree.
It went from doing around 7000km/year to 40.000km/year when I got it, this may be what caused what follows.

Dude got a free Hellaflush and camber kit!

Out of all the games I played on my NES, Mega Man 2 got played the most. By FAR. I used to sit down and complete it 3-4 times in a row after school. It’s the closest I ever came to having any sort of interest in speed running. I knew it well enough that I’d occasionally have kids I didn’t know ask me how to get past…

Remember, if you don’t fawn all over a title a particular reader really wants to be good, then you’re biased and incapable of impartial, rational assessment.

I’m with you on being baffled by this evident demand for uniformity across reviews and reviewers. While I definitely make use of Kotaku’s reviews in making…

Clearly Winner Ford lost their Focus and didn’t offer Flex time, but did have a Galaxy of compensation plans. To quote their general manager, “This verdict really Taurus a new one. There’s no way we can Escape.” They planned this as a way to Edge out the competition.

I think its safe to say she’s grounded.

For those less aware, the issue with The Sun is their despicable reporting of the Hillsborough disaster, where 96 Liverpool fans died because of police incompetence that took years to finally drag into the open, which put the entire blame on Liverpool fans, falsely claimed they urinated on and stole from the dead and…

A few years ago, someone applied to manage Middlesbrough FC on the strength of his Football Manager stats and his experience coaching a local u-11 team... and received a personal reply from the club’s chairman: