Homoepaths help people transition from straight to gay.

High end strip clubs will also hire temporary high end talent. Like currently working porn actresses and real burlesque dancers. Cheaper to have an apartment on standby than pay for hotel rooms.

Guns don’t just crawl into people’s hands and start whipering “kill” in people’s ears. The presence of a gun does not in itself create a murderer. Ignoring root causes and blaming the tool is a comfortable lie people like to tell themselves.

It’s not the lyrics or the fact their were weapons in the house. It’s the conversation with the other teen that happened on instagram after posting the lyrics that triggers the concern.

Why isn’t mental health coverage a part of the Afforable Healthcare Act?

It’s ridiculous that something that is perfectly legal for two people to do becomes illegal because money exchanges hands.

What are the defining characteristics of Bond, as written by Ian Fleming, other than being a Caucasian British man?

Story idea: JL is the “hot” sister who can’t get a date because most men are too intimidated by her beauty and only jerks have the confidence to approach her. While her “ugly” sister who she picked on growing up can get any guy she wants any time she wants because guys see her as approachable and fun.

Should every gay reporter immediately out themself? Or only if they report on stories involving other gay people or gay causes? And should their coworkers out them if they refuse to out themselves?

How Superman can still protect his loved ones:

Have a lesbian affair with his wife?

I’ve spoken to cops who have worked those programs who practically had tears in their eyes talking about families who turned in grandpa’s luger that he captured in WWII or a colt rifle from the 1800’s. Begging the family to take it to a dealer and sell it because the guns are valuable and historic. And the gun buyback…

As many reservations as I have about unions, a large group of 18-22 year old kids with no world experience who are being used by an entertainment program to earn huge profits while providing paultry remitence to the talent in the form of scholarships and a few perks is the PERFECT example of a group that NEEDS the…

Fuck pets on airplanes. My wife is severely allergic to anything with fur. We were on a JetBlue flight and didn’t know the woman in the next aisle had a lapdog in her bag until just after takeoff. My wife was trying to figure out why she was breaking out in hives and her asthma was starting to act up.

The only legitimate complaint is when testing standards are lowered for the specific reason of letting a certain quots of women through. If you’re going in to combat, you want to know that every person by your side was tested to the same high standard.

Do your first table gaming in the late morning or early afternoon when the crowds are small and the minimums are low. The dealers will have time to teach you how to play the games and the other gamblers won’t be annoyed with you and may even join in to give you tips.

I think she just invented a new fetish.

Dilbert is funny if you’ve ever worked in a tech company or engineering. The basic archetypes exist in every office. And the characters tend to say what people wish they could say in their office.

You know the fact that you and every other Gawker writer has to point out that the people involved in a story are white is inherently as racist as pointing out when they are black.

Next up: Does breathing in deeply through your nose really bring in more air than through your mouth?