Have a lesbian affair with his wife?

If you land wrong, you might as well be hitting concrete as the surface tension of the water will smash every bone in your body. By hitting feet first with a small surface area, he’s able to break the surface tension, direct the force through his body safely, and not be harmed.

If he was Canandian, he would have politely asked if the author would please consider possibly, maybe including the metric units in future artices, if it’s not too much trouble.

The general dating sites are fairly legit, in that they allow two people to contact each other.

Really? In most households I know, the wife handles most of the finances. As in paying bills and doing the shopping and monitoring the bank account. And everyone has joint bank accounts with apps on their phones for real time monitoring.

I don’t “get” modern art. I mean, I get that you need to hear or read the artist’s ‘story’ about the piece to get what their driving at and that it’s all symbolic of something of or other. But it has almost no appeal to me at all. Even if I had the money, I wouldn’t want to own any of it.

I’ve spoken to cops who have worked those programs who practically had tears in their eyes talking about families who turned in grandpa’s luger that he captured in WWII or a colt rifle from the 1800’s. Begging the family to take it to a dealer and sell it because the guns are valuable and historic. And the gun buyback…

Social Justice Warrior = Pinko Commie Bastard

I remember an urban legend that if you looked far enough back, one of the reflections would be waving at you.

As long as it is set on Eternia, not Earth, has a tongue-firmly-in-cheek feel of Herculese/Xena, and has some epic LOTR level battle scenes it will make money. If it has some character development and a decent plot, it will exceed most people’s expectations.

And Martin Luthor King has been an almost mythological figure we name streets after. But noone questions if he actually existed.

Hmmmm....a paperless society where history is as fluid as editing a wikipedia article and taking down a Youtube video......

I can never decide if that movie sucked because they made it too safe and not scary at all, or because Murphy was doing is his unfunny funnyman generic dad schtick and the movie had no sense of fun. If it had been in any way scary or funny it should have worked.

Which wouldn’t be strange in a huge galaxy, except he lives at his aunt and uncle’s moisture farm not far from where his father grew up. He never went to Quato’s junkyard looking for parts to fix something on the farm?

Where does your 10,000 number come from? Is that in the novelizations of the movies?

The people of the SW universe have very short memories. It only takes 40 years for the Jedi Order to go from galaxy-wide renowned peace keepers who lead the Republic Military to becoming nothing more than an old myth practicing an obscure religion and some hand-waving hokus pokus.

It’s too bad you can’t actually see infinite reflections in these set-ups. Because the image always curves up or down or gets lost in the two black eye holes. Have yet to see one where the eye holes are a two-way mirror so you don’t get the floating black circles in the reflections.

There’s another school of thought that, as horrible as war is, it has also been the number one driver of innovation and development. From developing architecture in order to build better fortresses and defensive walls to the early space program being a result of Cold War fears.

As many reservations as I have about unions, a large group of 18-22 year old kids with no world experience who are being used by an entertainment program to earn huge profits while providing paultry remitence to the talent in the form of scholarships and a few perks is the PERFECT example of a group that NEEDS the…

Fuck pets on airplanes. My wife is severely allergic to anything with fur. We were on a JetBlue flight and didn’t know the woman in the next aisle had a lapdog in her bag until just after takeoff. My wife was trying to figure out why she was breaking out in hives and her asthma was starting to act up.