You would hear about his legal brothels and think “hey, someone figured out how to provide a safe, legal place for sex work. They even get regular health checks”.

Save the Simpsons by aging the characters and telling linear stories over the course of a season. Do parodies of Modern Family, The Middle, etc. give them character arcs, consequences that last, etc.

Next article: Malcolm was black in the book. The white washing of Jurasic Park.

Its also rehashing a joke that has been around the internet for at least three years that I know of.

And the only time your mom ever had sex was when she conceived you. And your dad can still beat up everyone else’s dad. And your sports team is the best sports team in the world.

Its sad how all our living presidents range from mediocre to terrible.

Operation Just Cause. The invasion of Panama to overthrow and arrest Noriega.

Here’s my theory on why it’s harder to be a man today than past generations.

Just want to point out that test is not 100% accurate. There are non-2 way mirrors that are silvered on the face side. They are also partially silvered on the back 2-way mirrors.

http://www.cetaphil.com/

I want to comment on them. Sometimes humorously. Sometimes sarcastically. Sometimes to point out all the serious, serious flaws in the product being sold.

You picked on the female character. The staff of Jezebel would like a word with you.

You're not Diamond Dave era VH, but you are in the Sammy Hagar era VH range.

Just note the use of "well planned". Developing infants need complex proteins for brain and muscle development. yes, they can be obtained from certain plant sources, but not all.

OK, no wife who cares about her home and spent $2,000 on that dining room set or inherited it from grandma.

So your dad made you wait until AP History to find out why he didn't like your gift? Ouch.

No wife is going to let you clamp wood to her dining room table, go at it with a power saw, and put saw dust all over the place.

Absolutely. Still paying it off more than 15 years later, but I was able to refinance it from 8.5% interest down to 3% ten years ago. It is the least burdensome debt I have ever had. Set the auto payments and forget. I've got less than $10k left to pay off. Started at almost $80k.

In my area, the garbage collectors will only take it if it is cut and rolled in 4 foot wide sections.

Shark Tank only cares about ratings and keeping things dumbed down enough that the general public can understand it.