1. Fire will eventually weaken the fence.

True, but you also then have to go out there and clear the corpses so they don't pile up and form a ramp up the side of the fence.

Romero undead require damage to the brain. You can kill one by stabbing it with a screwdriver in the right place.

Have to disagree about the rifle. They still work for CQB. At most you go to a carbine length, but that's mostly for turning corners in tight spaces like room clearing. That's why SWAT teams use MP-5's and not Glocks.

#10 is what EVERY zombie movie ignores. Because:

30 Days of Night. That's what vampires should be.

This. So much this. You want pole arms to reach out from ranged distance.

Non-ionizing radiation. Wavelength is too large to damage cell structures.

This has to be on par with putting William Shatner on a space shuttle.

I would be deelite'd.

Thanks, this just made the top of my "gifts to give" list. Order it with a set of colored pencils. Done.

Can we swtich the show's animation style to THIS. I enjoy the show, but the animation style is aweful. This comic is a thing of beauty.

When the petition was started, Uwe came out and publicly stated that if it reached a million signatures he would retire from making movies.

Not everyone. It was rigged. He only accepted applications from established Internet critics who were shorter and weighed less than he did.

That was rigged. He only accepted applications from Internet reviewers who were both shorter and weighed less than he did.

Do you also get agitated over the use of insecticides and traps?

Deadshot isn't dead. He must have figured out how to disable the bomb and GPS in his head (wrapped his head in aluminum foil?) and used the explosion to hide his escape. ARGUS satellites couldn't track him through the smoke and flame.

So the original edit of Jonah Hex was too funny? Can we get a hold of that edit? Does it still exist?

You win.

The terrible example was the joke.