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If you just rub your finger against his eye, sure it's just going to piss him off. But if you drive your nail in until you pop his eyeball like a grape, I guarantee he's not chasing after you.

That's why you should train with a force equalizer.

Just like teaching people not to murder has ended murder. And teaching people not to steal has ended theft.

While you can't completely prevent a determined intruder, you can delay even the most violent and determined. Delay gives you time to run away, seek a weapon and/or call the police.

Because they have all the best sex toys.

Do you have indoor bounce house places by you? Those are awesome for the kids. A big warehouse room with at least half a dozen bounce houses in it. The kids run wild. And if its a private party, the adults go in with the kids too. They try to play it off cool at first, but by halfway through at least half the

Got a babysitter and going out for the first time in 3 years. Not just for Valentines but out without the kids at all.

I find that the fewer words you say, the less chance you have of saying the wrong one.

I hope the next host brings back the bi-partisan comedy that was the hallmark of Stewart's reign through the Clinton and about half the Bush years. After that, the show kept leaning more an more left until it's been mostly a liberal mouthpiece and doing hit jobs on Fox News.

Seems this study just looked at quantity, but what about quality? Were the quality of the roles improved over time?

I have defeated many a stuck lid with a the same can opener I use to pop beer bottles. Just get it hooked on like it was a giant beer bottle top and pry the edge up until you break the vaccuum seal. Then the lid opens as easy as you could want. And it will still reseal the jar.

I have defeated many a stuck lid with a the same can opener I use to pop beer bottles. Just get it hooked on like

Marylon Manson is the AV Club geek who went Goth to be cool, learned music to try to get laid and formed a band.

I have always had an issue with push ups, as the blood tends to rush to my head and make my face beet red. To the point its made people who witness it worry.

I'll have to try this. I make oven roasted quartered potatos all the time. Just tossed with olive oil, salt, pepper and paprika. If steaming them first will give them a crispier outside it would be worth the effort.

Annoyed I left Hooters Waitress off the list?

Unfortunately, latex isn't really good for all day wear since it doesn't breath. Especially latex panties. But, I'm sure if the fashion world tackled this challenge, they'd find a way around it. Like making more stuff out of the same material as liquid leggings.

Yes, guys need to realize that women do not apply makeup or pick out clothes based on trying to impress guys. They do it because of other women.

Turkey.

I look forward to how they craft a policy that deals with abusive trolls without ending their steadfast policy of rejecting any form of censorship.