Got a babysitter and going out for the first time in 3 years. Not just for Valentines but out without the kids at all.

I find that the fewer words you say, the less chance you have of saying the wrong one.

I hope the next host brings back the bi-partisan comedy that was the hallmark of Stewart's reign through the Clinton and about half the Bush years. After that, the show kept leaning more an more left until it's been mostly a liberal mouthpiece and doing hit jobs on Fox News.

Seems this study just looked at quantity, but what about quality? Were the quality of the roles improved over time?

I have defeated many a stuck lid with a the same can opener I use to pop beer bottles. Just get it hooked on like it was a giant beer bottle top and pry the edge up until you break the vaccuum seal. Then the lid opens as easy as you could want. And it will still reseal the jar.

I have defeated many a stuck lid with a the same can opener I use to pop beer bottles. Just get it hooked on like…

Marylon Manson is the AV Club geek who went Goth to be cool, learned music to try to get laid and formed a band.

I have always had an issue with push ups, as the blood tends to rush to my head and make my face beet red. To the point its made people who witness it worry.

I'll have to try this. I make oven roasted quartered potatos all the time. Just tossed with olive oil, salt, pepper and paprika. If steaming them first will give them a crispier outside it would be worth the effort.

Annoyed I left Hooters Waitress off the list?

Unfortunately, latex isn't really good for all day wear since it doesn't breath. Especially latex panties. But, I'm sure if the fashion world tackled this challenge, they'd find a way around it. Like making more stuff out of the same material as liquid leggings.

Yes, guys need to realize that women do not apply makeup or pick out clothes based on trying to impress guys. They do it because of other women.

Turkey.

I look forward to how they craft a policy that deals with abusive trolls without ending their steadfast policy of rejecting any form of censorship.

We could spend a LONG time on all the recent incidents of cops shooting people's dogs. To the point I think cops have shot more dogs than black people in the last 5 years.

I went to soft plastic cutting boards because I couldn't stop my wife from putting wood cutting boards in the dishwasher. Dishwasher destroys the glue that holds the cutting board together causing them to split into pieces. Got tired of buying a new cutting board every 3-6 months.

I always believed Capote gave her editorial notes, but that she wrote it.

There was a Lost Girls movie. Sequel to Lost Boys. There's a reason you don't know it exists.

It would have to be a black man. Black men love their shoes.

Stop trying to make "thirsty" a thing. It's not a thing.

I know more than a few currently serving and veterans who hated the book when it came out and hate the movie today.