Because there's more to good sex than just penetration. She can't even kiss.

Got a babysitter and going out for the first time in 3 years. Not just for Valentines but out without the kids at all.

I find that the fewer words you say, the less chance you have of saying the wrong one.

A rebel faction having lots of guns is the only thing that makes any logical sense that I've heard about this series.

I hope the twist of this movie is that they're both androids and don't know it. Programmed with memories from the black box of their ship and recordings from their stasis pods.

Disappointed you left out the Korean DMZ. That's a wall that works. Because it's two walls with a whole lot of landmines inbetween and both walls bristling with offensive weapons. And backed up by air power.

What we haven't gotten is Spiderman in his prime. The guy who can fight Kingpin or the Sinister Six with confidence. The guy who partners with the Avengers from time to time as an equal. The guy who was a key player in Secret Wars.

I hope the next host brings back the bi-partisan comedy that was the hallmark of Stewart's reign through the Clinton and about half the Bush years. After that, the show kept leaning more an more left until it's been mostly a liberal mouthpiece and doing hit jobs on Fox News.

The great capitalists of the 19th Century. Vanderbilt, Rockefeller, Carnegie, JP Morgan, etc. Men to whom business was practically an act of war. There are very few people in history who could have accomplished what they did. To have the intellect, the force of will, the willingness to accept huge risks, the…

My kids love Peppa Pig. And it has enough sligh humor to make mommy and daddy chuckle too.

Seems this study just looked at quantity, but what about quality? Were the quality of the roles improved over time?

You're also describing the greatest strength of our species. We don't sit quietly in our designated ecological niche, waiting for a shift in climate or the change of a river's course to wipe us out. We don't shape to our environment, we shape our environment to meet our needs.

I have defeated many a stuck lid with a the same can opener I use to pop beer bottles. Just get it hooked on like it was a giant beer bottle top and pry the edge up until you break the vaccuum seal. Then the lid opens as easy as you could want. And it will still reseal the jar.

I have defeated many a stuck lid with a the same can opener I use to pop beer bottles. Just get it hooked on like…

Marylon Manson is the AV Club geek who went Goth to be cool, learned music to try to get laid and formed a band.

Batman as Roland makes a weird kind of sense, since Dark Tower is really about how Roland treats people and a lot of bat comics have focused on the dysfunction of the Batfamily due a lot to Batman himself.

I have always had an issue with push ups, as the blood tends to rush to my head and make my face beet red. To the point its made people who witness it worry.

I'll have to try this. I make oven roasted quartered potatos all the time. Just tossed with olive oil, salt, pepper and paprika. If steaming them first will give them a crispier outside it would be worth the effort.

There's no need to shame. All we need is politicians with the courage to make it mandatory to have your child vaccinated in order to attend public school. Don't want to vaccinate? Then you either send your kid to a private school that will accept them or home school them. This would extend to daycare, organized…

Annoyed I left Hooters Waitress off the list?

As others have pointed out, not back then. When she was on Cheers, she was rail thin. it wasn't until after Cheers and after getting off cocaine and alcohol that she put on the weight.