Hmmm....what if they're not cute? What if their mean spirited little spoiled brats that torment the adults through the whole movie. You know, like real life.

Fun Game: Caste this Rom-Com

My cast iron pan hasn't seen use since I moved and now have a glasstop electric stove. Don't want to scratch the stovetop. But, I've been looking into these metal disks as a protective surface to put under the pan. They are meant for use on induction stoves to spread the inductive heat more evenly.

In a survival situation, all rules of civilization must be put aside and you need to fight like an animal. Nothing is forbidden or off limits. Groin hit? Try grabbing a big handful and RIPPING downward or outward while squeezing to pop in order to escape a hold. Fishhook the cheek, ram a finger up a nostril and…

I've been hit in the groin twice in fights and it didn't take me down. It enraged me and I ended the fight by putting them down fast. Pure adrenaline. Then I stumbled away and curled up in a ball when the adrenaline wore off.

Yeah, I don't scare easy. The only parts of Insidious and Paranormal Activity series that got to me at all were the scenes of the ghosts fucking with the little kids. Don't fuck with little kids.

To conform with the official Gawker narrative, Jose Canseco will now be referred to as a "white hispanic".

I've seen it used for everything from a woman who is 5-10 lbs above having zero body fat all the way up to morbidly obese. I've seen it used as a sign of appreciation and as a show of disrespect for someone who isn't a size 0. And then, there's just the overuse as a category for porn.

I give them $40-$60 depending on where the tank is, fill up, then walk back inside and get my change. Never have a problem.

Europeans learned the lesson of hygene and sanitation the hard way. With the Black Plague. Millions in Europe died. But, the Jewish communities suffered much less. Why? Because they practiced kosher laws on cleanliness. At the time, it was even used against them in the Inquisition, claiming it was dark magic…

In comedy, there are no sacred cows. Anything is grounds for a joke. Even if it offends people.

Like most guys, I make friends with other guys based on the activities we share. The golf friends, the softball friends, the fixing cars and DIY friends, the paintball friends, etc.

the Washington Post dug into the Public Religion Research Institute's statistics around interracial friendships and found some not so shocking information.

Drunk, barely concious, unable to say no = date rape

Here's a clever use: put a standard screw hook in place of a bit to INSTALL OTHER HOOKS (instead of hand turning them) or for twisting wire or sisal on occasion.

I have engineered wood floors on the main floor of my house. I will never again put it in a high traffic area. Maybe a bedroom.

Not warping, but company I used to work for put bamboo flooring in the lobby after a renovation. It got seriously dirty real fast. Huge black areas. To the point they had to have the contractor sand it clean and then put down an industrial poly sealant to keep it clean.

Now this is an interesting idea. I usually tighten eye hooks by putting a screwdriver through the hole to get leverage. This would be faster.

Will it be the photo that reportedly shows the officer in question with a broken jaw and fractured eye socket?

One of the reasons I like business cards is I would arrange them above my notepad on the table at meetings in the order people were sitting at the table. Then I could associate the name on the card with the person. fewer and fewer people hand out business cards anymore.