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“Ever wondered what George Washington would look like as a pretty anime boy?”

Kotaku has a “no junket” policy and does not accept travel from the people we cover. When we go to publisher/developer events, we pay for our own flights and accommodations.

As an adult re-reading all of these, I always thought that Linus was the friend that Charlie Brown could be an adult with but Franklin was the friend he could just be a kid with. Franklin helped turn Charlie Brown into a more well-rounded character just by letting him be a kid.

Yeah, I’d assume the makeup company has some market research backing up the licensing fee they paid but... yeah.

they hide them in The Secret Place where they taunt you and you can’t touch them

I never understood you going to bed early voters. I had to go to bed early when I was a child. Sometimes as an adult, I have to go to bed early because I have a stupidly early meeting to be at in the morning, or something equally awful. Most of the time, if I’m really tired, I fall asleep on the couch because I

NO BUT THE DLC DOES ALLOW YOU TO WAIT BEHIND SOMEONE WHO HAD 20 MINUTES TO PICK THEIR ORDER BUT WAITED UNTIL THEY GOT TO THE REGISTER TO TRY AND DECIDE, THEN ASK A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS ITS A GODDAMN COFFEE SHOP KEEP IT MOVING SOME OF US ARE IN A HURRY OH YOU’RE PAYING WITH LOOSE CHANGE PERFECT THIS SHOULD GO QUICKLY

fuckin do it, dude. you deserve every last minute of it.

lol “gave up his billionaire lifestyle.”

“Yeah, look, Op, I know the Decepticons are attacking and all, but we’ve got a load of Natty Light that needs to get to Bald Knob, Arkansas by Friday and you’re up in the rotation. So shut up, get the load, and get moving.”

Automated trucks.

You know you can’t just make up words like “wrongthink” and expect people to take you seriously right?

And I don’t want to hear a voice that reminds me that the actor thinks my race is inherently violent and criminal.