Did you go to school for those mental gymnastics?

Like this you mean:

How soon before he and JonTron are running Breitbart’s Gaming section?

Yo I only found out about this fishy fuck 3 hours ago and I’m like....bro. BRO.

This “it’s for the fans” garbage is what creates the kind of toxic backlash the nerd community has become known for.

i keep teetering on the edge of getting into oil cleansing... not today satan

I’ve been thinking a lot about the “natural” beauty trend of late and I kind of think that it’s not that beauty has become easier - it’s that the maximalism has shifted from makeup to skincare. It makes sense with the #wellness obsession making perfect skin almost tantamount to moral purity.

Fair point. We added a line to clarify. This is a political debate with the game lobby taking one side and others taking another. But to your point, those in the state governments supporting these bills are in fact on his side.

Don’t know how to break this to ya, Evan, but... your daughter loves you.

I wanna cast “Magic Missile”.

True dat. I’m hoping this game dials it back maybe just a tad. The series overall just kinda goes off the rails for a season or two, to be honest.

Ive already put in an application down at the asbestos mill.

But Steven, there will come a day where your daughters (almost 6 and almost 3 for me) want to watch you do you Skyward Sword re-playthrough. They will ask when you will find Zelda. They will run out of the room when you have to fight the Imprisoned. You will read them all the text, even though it slows you down. They…

Nah, we haven’t really covered it, although I remember hearing somewhere that it got delayed...

I know this was a joke but legit though mail carriers have it rough and I would 100% read a post about their struggles.

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