It ruined my relationship, it ruined my job, my dog got a cold sore, and my slap chop broke.

I think the worst I've ever seen was Vampire Weekend. I was all excited to show my then girlfriend this band that I enjoyed and then even I admit that they sounded goddamn awful. Then she broke up with me.

All the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, Prince with a swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.

This post is the definition of childishly trying to start something just to do it.

Track: Paradise Circus | Artist: Massive Attack | Album: Heligoland

Oh yeah, tell her that I had a very pleasant evening with her last Saturday. I haven't called because I've just been so busy with work and things!

Um. I think you're misunderstanding.

We can go deeper.

Yeah...... and they said Batman had gone crazy and was a cop killer in "Batman the last Arkham" - he hadn't and wasn't by the way....

It'd be a bit interesting if they somehow concluded this plot line with Bruce Wayne absorbing the management of Arkham Asylum into Wayne Enterprises. During the day, he maintains the cells that inmates constantly broke out of. By night, he's making sure the ones that did escape go back permanently.

You're both wrong. A scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me.

*sigh* Only if you're ratios are good, Doc.

1. Anything by C.A. Pinkham

Superby Prime is going to write a scathing review of the New 52 SO VICIOUS it ret-cons the entire relaunch.

Time #17 someone has used the word "reasonable" to describe something on the internet