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What is the correct plural Jenkins? Jenkinses, Jenkinsii or Jenkinsopodes?

I could have written this myself, verbatim.

31? Please tell me it gets at least a little easier to deal with as time goes on. I know it will never go away, but I keep losing the tools I use to get through it and it's gotten harder in a different kind of way.

I guess if you knew you were going to be playing for a long time, you could just plug it into a charger when you start, and at the very least it will stem your battery drain considerably.

and money

The only thing worse that a Bible Thumper trying to force religion on people, is an Atheist that likes to shit on the things that give people comfort after losing a loved one.

"Hmm.. the special of the day is a B.L.T., you say? That sounds pretty good. Reminds me, my father always used to make a B.L.T. sandwich for lunch. I can still picture him standing over the sink in the kitchen eating one. If my father is somehow the one in the kitchen cooking these sandwiches YOU TELL THAT SON OF

I wouldn't mind a burger with blue cheese on it, but I have no idea how much to put on there. PLEASE, DO IT FOR ME, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PUT ON THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF BLUE CHEESE THAT I LIKE ON MY BURGER OH GOD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD!!

I would charge him $30 for being such a dipshit.

His kid was at that age too where their personality shines. I have a daughter the same age, and I could easily picture her in Joel's place.

"In Massachusetts, that tends to mean cream and sugar."

As a father, I cannot deal with this sort of game at all. I don't downplay it's social relevance - whatever that might be - I just cannot deal with games that are entirely about this type of subject. I am the man sitting beside you during this presentation, for all intents and purposes.

DID SHE APPROVE THIS FUCKING BEIGE MONSTROSITY SHE MADE ME WEAR TO MY OWN FUCKING BIRTHDAY PARTY WHERE SHE FUCKING HAND HUGGED ME? DID SHE? I AM ON THE A-LIST, YOU MONSTER! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT? YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN WILLOW PAPE! YOU ARE NOTHING, KIM! NOTHING!