idk, I think it’s pretty funny.

I find these suits awful. Am I the only one?

If it were my kid, they’d never find his body.

Cardi B. Really?

or just stop coonin’ for these assholes.

Mother fuckers get written up for misusing their government vehicles and credit cards and this asshole misuses a fucking helicopter.

And lawd Jesus, that FLOTUS ball cap...at least she changed into sensible shoes. Fuck the both of them with cacti.

This fucking guy...what a shyster.

Is it weird that I dislike a bare pubic area on myself or my partners? I just think it looks really weird.

This is a true story. I snipped myself with some scissors; I thought I was going to die.

lolol!

We have much to thank slaves for.

Damn, that’s an unfortunate looking top.

popocorn with olive oil and parmesan cheese

Congrats!

I’m in my 40s, and have a crush on a guy in my same line of work (but he works in a different office). I’d love to reach out to him, but I don’t know where the hell my confidence went.

I need to remind myself (when I start to feel bad about getting older) that life is an evolution. Things just don’t stay the same, and it’s okay.

Who the f are these people?

She’s such a strange looking chick; I love her!

I like that he doesn’t have the neck tat.