You are too uneducated to breed. Please:

I appreciate the thought (and time) you put into your response.

It's worth noting that the test was re-normed about a decade ago; your 17-year-old self did better than you realize because when you and I took it, the test was basically the same but the scoring was on a worse curve. Since you probably did pretty well back then, your earlier score would 'only' be about 70-80 points…

I want to see what's holding up Black Widow's costume. Literally.

I'm not sure that's any worse than our system 'innocent until proven guilty including any minor procedural errors.'

Ooh — that's a good one. I'll have to remember that the next time the birds rampage.

Jag kan förstå svenska ganska bra, men jag tror inte riktigt talar det.

Well, if she'd said, "Eso fue jodidamente increíble" or "Det var jävla fantastiskt," I would have been even prouder, but alas, she's not yet bilingual, and my Spanish is only slightly better than my Swedish.

I appreciate the sentiment. Our three kids have complete mastery of English language swear words. Because of the way we introduced these words, however, the kids never use them outside of our house (or car) and have never turned them on each other except when alluding to a movie or tv show. We've drawn a strong line,…

My 7yo daughter and I were in our yard this afternoon. Suddenly we noticed a quick shadow as the sky grew a bit darker, and then there was this huge onrush of noise. We looked up, and flying no more than 50 feet over our heads was a huge flock of small birds. They were over us and gone in less than two seconds. She…

Mom, Dad? How come I don't look like you guys, or my brothers and sisters? Squirrel!

We had a deal: She wouldn't consider having a third kid unless I would agree to have a vasectomy later. She had a C-section and I had a V-section a week apart. I found that it was a pretty easy surgery to recover from; I had the operation on a Friday and was back at work the following Monday.

I have to agree with you. Three kids here. Best decision ever.

Wow. I did not know that. Poor Robin; that's not a happy ending.

It's been an odd week, culminating in my anniversary tomorrow. I guess that might explain it.

Apparently Adam West and Burt Ward never ran away from a beautiful woman.

Ooh — I didn't know that about you. Sticking your finger in the wrong hole again, were we?

Fantastic!

Great last line:

You and I may have a different perspective on this.