“Don’t forget, Warren and Sanders are lizard people!”

For all the New Hampshire voters, here is your potential Senatorial candidate discussing the importance of telling the truth.

Yeah but think of the ad revenue loss for banning him? all those promoted tweets not being viewed. I think it’s a fair trade off. A few hundred thousand views of ads vs the possibility of mass violence within he US.

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The only difference between Trump and your asshole neighbor is that Trump was born into money. If you asked any random 71 year old white male he probably would think the same things as trump.

“Kirstjen, you didn’t hear me the first time, honey,” Trump reportedly said. “Shoot ’em down. Sweetheart, just shoot ’em out of the sky, O.K.?”

I think you shredded this, there’s no topping it.   Congratulations.  

How dairy the Italian PM, That’s nacho cheese, dude. She as just trying to wish him a gouda day. I’m sure she thinks Pompeo is grate. This was such a sharp reaction by the Italian PM. Don’t feel blue, she has some more cheesy gifts. Even if the PM disa’bries.

Did you write an article about a politician’s viewing habits wherein you’ve only seen 50% of the shows? I’m not stumping for Pete, but if you’re looking for a reason to run him through the mud (and there are plenty) based on the Netflix options he snoozes to, there’s bound to be someone at Gizmodo Media Group who’s…

I swear that, of the many things requiring a new amendment to guarantee, first among them has to be one stating that no citizen can have their right to cast ballot in any election stripped from them for any reason. And if that means that the level of incarcerated or penally punished people is sufficient to sway an…

Why link to the horrible Daily Mail when there are not-shitty publications with more thoughtful coverage?

EXACTLY. I don’t know when the “I don’t need no stinkin’ expert” phenomenon began and I can only hope it’ll reach its zenith soon, but I wish people would even consider the notion that a layperson cannot correctly assess everything. If you are even remotely familiar with diagnostic criteria, let alone discerning it in…

The only relevant question is “did Trump speak to Mueller under oath?”  Because if the answer is “yes,” then yes, he lied to him under oath.

I figure that about 25%-30% are the hardcore Trump supporters who really believe in his agenda and the other 15% are people whose lives are generally going well and don’t much care for politics or the news. 

I’ve read that this is probably caused by lifts in his shoes. His heels are elevated which puts his entire body off balance.

“The call was PERFECT!”

“Yes, they should refrain from overly used jokes. Even if it’s a tired joke, isn’t it better than dealing with dead people who just interact with service persons as if they are owed that service?”

Today I Learned that instead of trying to make small talk with individuals I need to either A) Spend my free time creating amazing nuanced jokes for every interaction I might have so I can be entertaining to anyone I meet. or B) Say nothing and be an aloof asshole.

I feel like these articles are literal no wins for…

Elizabeth Warren should use this guy and others like him as an example for why her 2% wealth tax on hundred millionaires and billionaires wouldn’t be in the least detrimental to them. They could pay the tax and still live like this if they wanted. It kills me when I see people who make a hundred grand a year or less…

I think the camera was supposed to be tight on Harrelson and then Kenan so that they could start the wardrobe change on Aidy. The little panicked look to the camera when she realized it was still a wide shot was perfection.