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I love watching politician/animal interactions.

This comment right here is why this was a terrible move. Nobody will view this as anything but a political decision.  She should have impeached on Mueller or emoluments. Now she’s going all-in before the flop.

And Pelosi played this terribly. Going all in on the Ukraine situation without knowing the facts, when Mueller and emoluments were right there all along.

“I mean it occurred, good or bad...”

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I think The Implication scene from The Gang Buys a Boat demonstrates how you can make a joke about practically anything. But the trick is in how you frame the joke.

He lacks sufficient attention span to play tic tac toe. Of course he never played risk. He’s a fucking idiot.

Was she drug tested independently outside of the department? Cuz this sure sounds like she was very messed up.

Scientists: *spend decades raising the alarm over climate change*

asked the jury to side with Guyger’s claim of self-defense, saying prosecutors are “holding Amber Guyger to an impossible standard” and “making innocent mistakes into evil acts.”

At some point, aren’t these also rans going to run out of money and have to “suspend” their campaign?

That’s nothing. A beanbag chair that looks like my scrotum went for a buck eighty five at my yard sale last weekend.

jeezus Grisham, It’s ALL theater. Go ask your boss about those 2 hour long rallies where he imitates disabled reporters and does finger wheelies to show us how windmills cause cancer.

Not only did Lizzo post it but a lot of the outlets that have reported on this have ALSO posted the woman’s picture and name. Including the TMZ article this piece links to. Cos the media are irresponsible. It’s one thing for one woman who doesn’t understand the impact of her newly raised profile to post something -

That, and the fact that she’s just not as progressive or charismatic as, say, Sanders or Warren.

“Not legal for street use” carries the same weight as “swim at your own risk”. Just because they’re not legal doesn’t mean you’re barred from using them. I’ve never heard of someone getting ticketed for wearing a safety harness. When the only thing standing between you and a potential spinal injury is a five point

I bet he also tells random women to smile when walking down the street.

The people in witness protection sure are hoping so... Could you imagine trying to find placement for someone like Tekashi? Where in the would would he be inconspicuous?!?

I could accidentally kick someone if I swung a leg around and wasn’t paying attention, but that’s it. Somehow, I don’t think that’s what happened.

Welp if she was a history teacher, she would know texas (and much of the Southwest) used to be part of mexico, and as such many of “the Hispanics” that live there are actually Americans from way back, and yes, they still speak Spanish and wave the Mexican flag because thats their heritage and that’s what people do.

I’m sure I can’t recall the last time I’ve seen a more smackable face. Ladies and Gentlemen, Georgia Clark.