“Not legal for street use” carries the same weight as “swim at your own risk”. Just because they’re not legal doesn’t mean you’re barred from using them. I’ve never heard of someone getting ticketed for wearing a safety harness. When the only thing standing between you and a potential spinal injury is a five point…

This is entitlement. If he’s seriously running for president he has to answer these questions instead of acting personally attacked when people bring up things he’s said in public.

I bet he also tells random women to smile when walking down the street.

For some reason, Owens was invited by Republicans...

Can she just take her crunchy, Bride-of-Chucky-lookin’ ass somewhere?

She never said Beyonce only had black fans- she said she 133 millions- more than double the number of people who voted for trump.  What does that have to do with anyone’s skin color?

“#Beyoncé has 133 million Instagram followers. More than double the people who voted for Trump. Wouldn’t it be amazing if the #BeyHive mobilized to defeat him? I also wouldn’t mind if a regular bee hive fucked his shit up.”

Right, like she didn’t say “Beyonce tell your fans to vote”, if anything this is a call out to her fans and not Beyonce directly.

Ya’ll don’t think you might be overreacting a bit to an old white woman marveling at Beyonce’s follower count and wondering “What if?”.

If they’re still calling themselves republicans then they don’t get to say shit.  Fuck ‘em.  Either leave the nazi party or shut the fuck up, those are the options.

“be doing the moon.”

This...sounds...terrible.

The people in witness protection sure are hoping so... Could you imagine trying to find placement for someone like Tekashi? Where in the would would he be inconspicuous?!?

Hey what did people call people who supported Hitler but didn’t hate Jews?

consciousness...not to be confused with conscience because it’s clear that he has none.

I was in my thirties and lived in the Hudson Valley at the time, and everyone I knew there — both upstaters and big city folks — rolled their eyes at Giuliani’s schtick after 9/11. He was broadly known as a panderer even then, although I don’t think people saw him as the rankly incompetent/unhinged personage he comes…

Ben Carson is stupid and evil. Ben Carson isn't even in the worst 50% of Trump's lackeys. Both things can be true.

They also are deeply feminist when it comes to hating Muslims.

Don’t worry, they are launching a Community Safety Education, which will be an “initiative to ensure everyone who uses Lyft always remembers what behavior is acceptable in a ride.” This is per an Instragram ad I saw in my stories. I’m glad I’ll be able to learn that rape is not acceptable behavior during a ride.

I saw the story on the news this morning and was, like, “ABOUT FUCKING TIME!”