unicornsliveforever
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Probably worth mentioning that the reason Democrats didn’t show up, and the entire reason they were assured there were not going to be votes in the morning, was so they could attend a 9/11 memorial service (I mean, you can just imagine the fucking right wing conniption that would accompany Democrats holding a surprise

They weren’t at home, they were attending to other government business. When an institution operates on norms for decades if not centuries to see that overturned by crass opportunism should come as a shock. That the Republicans are so callow that it is no longer a shock is besides the point.

I think you missed the point.

“He looks like a crotchety old Republican like you, but he’s a lefty in disguise!”

don’t let the mustache fool you”

Notably, the first kind isn’t really marketed towards kids/teens/early adults who are looking to get started with vaping. The first kind is a relatively safe alternative to smoking and mostly aimed at over-the-counter transactions at a store you’ve probably heard of. They either use pre-filled cartridges or they’re

Wait a sec, I need to get my popcorn before the derps show up defending vaping as perfectly safe.  If the air we breathe today is potentially dangerous, you will never convince me that vaping is safe.

Yep. Fun anecdote, that “I kissed dating goodbye” writer came to speak at our school one day. I distinctly remember him shouting at the audience of 14-18 year olds “YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS!” -something relating to the fact that we...weren’t devout “enough”, yet- something. It was very disturbing. He also had his

Their drive thru takes too long since they changed to preparing your food when you order, it instead of having a bunch of stuff under a heat lamp ready to go. When I go to McDonald’s I know what to expect and don’t care if it’s made “fresh” or under a lamp, it all tastes the same. You go to McDonald’s for convenience,

Chik-Fil-A drive thru also goes much faster because the menu is much simpler, meaning there is a lot less customization and faster order processing...

Sorry, but there is absolutely zero sense in which an automated system can hear better than a human. There might be some efficiency on the back end, where the computer can place the order as soon as it hears it, but I bet those gains wash with the lossy first recognition and then obviously a human is going to be

Most of these people will end up as you say.

Youth minister for a midwestern evangelical church until you marry the 14 year old you “ministered” to, but only after she graduates high school, then go to work for her/your dad’s construction company and start having kids. Get divorced at 45, start selling real estate when you can’t get on roofs any more, go on

TAX ALL THE CHURCHES!!!

Is that...an Anne of Green Gables bathrobe she’s wearing?

i’ll take your word for the videos, not adding ivanka onto my youtube suggestion box

Yeah and a bushel of corn is cheaper per ear than just ordering one ear of corn. B-in-law’s argument is silly.

Great. What they do not have is permission from the person being exposed. 

You need a state issued photo ID to vote in Wisconsin as well -_-

Treat the government like a business, they said. A good government ought to be run like a corporation, they said. No, no, no, this government really needs to act like a business, they said, it’s fine they said.