Let’s use that defense for everyone.

The lightbulb industry is one of the extremely well-documented examples of planned obsolescence. All of the lightbulb makers in the world agreed to make their lightbulbs less efficient so that people would have to buy more of them. Fascinating history. It came out in court documents many years later as part of an…

When Donald Trump first announced his candidacy, how many states do you think he could find on a map?

Yes, the bulge is random.  The shape of it doesn’t match the other outline.  It’s a literally impossible forecast.  No one would have ever forecasted that model because it’s atmospherically and mathematically impossible.  He doesn’t realize how stupid this makes him look.

No, the problem is not that harassers are all gay.  The common thread is their insane zealotry.  The VP is just a religious nutjob.  Stop blaming all discrimination on the minorities who face it.

He brainwashed gay men into hating themselves, then he took their money, now he’s giving that money to Donald Trump, and he expects gay men to have sex with him.  He’s still evil!  

The AV Club is re-promoting this article in September 2019.  I had to do double and triple takes, and still can’t figure out why.

Stop blaming gay people for their own harassment and discrimination.  The VP is straight, and yet straight people love to absolve themselves of everything.  It’s not funny (especially after the joke has been made ten million times).  It’s just lame and sick.

Even for people living in the south, it’s not really their “culture” either. Most bigots are not spending their evenings at the public library and studying up on history and genealogy. They are not collecting artifacts and visiting museums. They’re just dumb bigots.

However, even with all this money coming in, he still won’t pay his bills to the cities where he rallies, and he will still only be a thousandaire. How can all of these things be simultaneously true?!  Forget what his supporters say; he is one of the worst businessmen in the country.

A game show host once said, “When you’re a star, they let you do it.”

Almost all of the boomers I know never volunteer.  I mean literally whole decades go by without them volunteering anywhere for anything.  Their children are the “self-absorbed” ones?  Fuck that shit.

Keleigh is a madeup misspelling of Caleigh? Where the hell are you from? This is some nonsense. Both names (like most names) are “made up.” You’ve been about as brainwashed as a Mississippi McKaiydenn.

“Grow up,” is your suggestion?!  It’s too late.  We just have to wait for them to die, and in the mean time, hope that their children aren’t equally worthless.  You can’t unbrainwash these freaks.

How is St. Edward Catholic School still awarding diplomas?  I won’t block anyone’s right to walk in there, but there is no way a teenager should be walking out with some kind of credential.  Those teens aren’t equal to teens who attend actual schools.  This is more Liberty University “biology major” bullshit. 

Has anyone provided an explanation for choosing Iraq as the destination? Did Greece refuse to accept him? Did we even ask Greece? It sounds like he had become a “stateless” person, and such people are supposed to get some protection from the UN. Has anyone at ICE even bothered to write up one of their PR statements?…

The crowd?  He can’t even read the teleprompter... not even after they increased the font size.  This isn’t a joke, I’m just relaying facts.

For the record, the people who got offended here are the straight people. My god, it is depressing to see the level of stupidity in this world. Seriously none of y’all understood what this very basic story actually is?  How??

Wow, so, you and 50+ other readers are adults with zero reading comprehension. Realizations like this get me so depressed about our world. :(

Give it up.  We thought this person was just a little misinformed.  Instead, it’s a full on racist troll who can’t remember high school, let alone college or any books.  This person is too stupid to engage with.  Constant commenting will only draw the replies out of the gray.