A game show host once said, “When you’re a star, they let you do it.”

Almost all of the boomers I know never volunteer.  I mean literally whole decades go by without them volunteering anywhere for anything.  Their children are the “self-absorbed” ones?  Fuck that shit.

Keleigh is a madeup misspelling of Caleigh? Where the hell are you from? This is some nonsense. Both names (like most names) are “made up.” You’ve been about as brainwashed as a Mississippi McKaiydenn.

“Grow up,” is your suggestion?!  It’s too late.  We just have to wait for them to die, and in the mean time, hope that their children aren’t equally worthless.  You can’t unbrainwash these freaks.

How is St. Edward Catholic School still awarding diplomas?  I won’t block anyone’s right to walk in there, but there is no way a teenager should be walking out with some kind of credential.  Those teens aren’t equal to teens who attend actual schools.  This is more Liberty University “biology major” bullshit. 

Has anyone provided an explanation for choosing Iraq as the destination? Did Greece refuse to accept him? Did we even ask Greece? It sounds like he had become a “stateless” person, and such people are supposed to get some protection from the UN. Has anyone at ICE even bothered to write up one of their PR statements?…

The crowd?  He can’t even read the teleprompter... not even after they increased the font size.  This isn’t a joke, I’m just relaying facts.

For the record, the people who got offended here are the straight people. My god, it is depressing to see the level of stupidity in this world. Seriously none of y’all understood what this very basic story actually is?  How??

Wow, so, you and 50+ other readers are adults with zero reading comprehension. Realizations like this get me so depressed about our world. :(

Give it up.  We thought this person was just a little misinformed.  Instead, it’s a full on racist troll who can’t remember high school, let alone college or any books.  This person is too stupid to engage with.  Constant commenting will only draw the replies out of the gray.

We don’t know enough to be judging them.  If they’re both consenting and happy, then they should go for it.  In contrast, there are plenty of same-age couples where one is abusing or raping the other person.  Only knowing their ages is knowing practically nothing at all.

Wellll, the impacts are likely to last 100 years or more. First, they have to build new roads where there were none before. Those roads will be a lasting impact even if they can’t get approvals to ultimately build the wall fence bollards. Also consider that some of the most common desert plant species are capable of…

NYC + LA wouldn’t be enough to win any election. Combined, they’re roughly 3 or 4% of the country.

Maybe.  There’s also a street for every state in Washington, DC.

I used to live in on “Massachusetts Avenue.” Let me tell you, the number of customer service agents who cannot spell Massachusetts is astounding. They’d ask me to spell it letter by letter, and say “Is that an M or an N?” “Ohmygod, M, M as in Mary, M as in Massachusetts.” A whole fuckin year of that.

“If we keep secrets, maybe you’ll like us more.”

Hold on.  Is Tim Ryan a silver daddy, or do I need therapy?

Tell me again how climate change is this really difficult challenge with no solutions. Ugh. We aren’t even trying to do the most basic things at least halfway correctly.

I thought you were going to say it was the WNBA. Black women in that sport (and maybe other sports?) have been kneeling longer than Kaepernick, and it’s so bizarre that still no one ever talks about them.

You can’t think of a single reason?  How about the fact that it’s literally impossible for any country to buy it.  You are staggeringly uninformed.  People live on the island, and they have the legal right to self-determination.  The island isn’t a buyable thing.