“Customers like seeing the eggs” and “we can insert flashy-colored paper beneath” are two of the shittiest reasons and they’re contradictory.  I hate marketing people more than I can describe.

The crowd?  He can’t even read the teleprompter... not even after they increased the font size.  This isn’t a joke, I’m just relaying facts.

For the record, the people who got offended here are the straight people. My god, it is depressing to see the level of stupidity in this world. Seriously none of y’all understood what this very basic story actually is?  How??

Wow, so, you and 50+ other readers are adults with zero reading comprehension. Realizations like this get me so depressed about our world. :(

Exactly.  “We’re going to make 17 copies, lose 5 of those copies, copy some of the remaining copies, lose half of those, but then we’ll definitely delete the original file within 180 days, we promise.”

Uh, we do need lumber.  But we don’t need old growth, Alaskan lumber.  There are plenty of resources in other states, in forests with already-built roads, where we already have workers and expertise, closer to buyers and consumers, and where the growing season is more than like a month.  

Give it up.  We thought this person was just a little misinformed.  Instead, it’s a full on racist troll who can’t remember high school, let alone college or any books.  This person is too stupid to engage with.  Constant commenting will only draw the replies out of the gray.

But generally, the more you interrogate a category, the less well-defined the category becomes.

We don’t know enough to be judging them.  If they’re both consenting and happy, then they should go for it.  In contrast, there are plenty of same-age couples where one is abusing or raping the other person.  Only knowing their ages is knowing practically nothing at all.

Wellll, the impacts are likely to last 100 years or more. First, they have to build new roads where there were none before. Those roads will be a lasting impact even if they can’t get approvals to ultimately build the wall fence bollards. Also consider that some of the most common desert plant species are capable of…

NYC + LA wouldn’t be enough to win any election. Combined, they’re roughly 3 or 4% of the country.

Maybe.  There’s also a street for every state in Washington, DC.

I used to live in on “Massachusetts Avenue.” Let me tell you, the number of customer service agents who cannot spell Massachusetts is astounding. They’d ask me to spell it letter by letter, and say “Is that an M or an N?” “Ohmygod, M, M as in Mary, M as in Massachusetts.” A whole fuckin year of that.

“If we keep secrets, maybe you’ll like us more.”

Hold on.  Is Tim Ryan a silver daddy, or do I need therapy?

Tell me again how climate change is this really difficult challenge with no solutions. Ugh. We aren’t even trying to do the most basic things at least halfway correctly.

No... the answer is no, we can’t. Several different species transmit yellow fever. Several different species transmit dengue fever. Releasing a GMO version of one will not impact another. We would need 500+ simultaneous experiments, multiplied by hundreds of releases per species. Even then, if we were intensively…

I thought you were going to say it was the WNBA. Black women in that sport (and maybe other sports?) have been kneeling longer than Kaepernick, and it’s so bizarre that still no one ever talks about them.

You can’t think of a single reason?  How about the fact that it’s literally impossible for any country to buy it.  You are staggeringly uninformed.  People live on the island, and they have the legal right to self-determination.  The island isn’t a buyable thing.

Multiple straight guys at Deadspin, and multiple straight gals at Jezebel. They publish articles with the words “fags” and “faggots.” If you hope that those words will somehow be filtered in the comments, you are visiting the wrong websites!  Those writers have such shitty attitudes that they practically invite the…