“I know more about X than anyone in the world,” says the stupidest president in the entire country’s history.

...sentient?

A bearded young man with tan skin who can’t speak English?  Texans would murder him like immediately.

Everyone but her is named.  We even get the name of a random waitress, but not the name of the caller.  WTF.

Yes, I wonder about their daily schedules too. How did they have four spare officers to investigate this silly call? And it’s not even over yet because now they’re going to dedicate more staff to investigating themselves!

What do Greeks call Armenians?  They were murdered in the same genocide.  I sense more affinity and solidarity than hatred.  

We shouldn’t be rating words on any scale. The writers here at Jezebel publish pieces where they call gay men “faggots,” and no one has ever addressed it or apologized. It’s not a worse word, and my writing it here won’t be automatically rejected, but why the fuck are straight women bloggers still using this word as a…

The original phrasing is fine.  She begins by listing the two largest cities in the country, both of which lie on coasts.  She contrasts them with a state in the middle.  You’re trying to be condescending, but you just sound foolish and tired.

She has an open yard with multiple bird feeders, and the hogs are calmly eating the surplus bird seed. The media calls this behavior all-caps “RUNNING.”

A traffic ticket is a civil offense, so it is generally considered less severe than any criminal offense like a misdemeanor.

Half of the people on this list have been multi-millionaires for their entire adult lives. And some of them are also married to people who are independently multi-millionaires, so their marriages are something that few of us can possibly imagine. Kirsten Gillibrand is one of the only regular people running. She’s…

(Regarding the race thing: Nevada and South Carolina are also designated as early states precisely because of their higher diversity.  So you can’t tell the whole story by looking only to Iowa.)

Same!  I’m mystified by the constant reports of YouTube’s role in pedophilia and hate speech.  I’m not seeing progressively extreme conspiracy theories because I spend my time rewatching “Single Ladies” with the wild idea that someday I’ll somehow have it memorized.

How can you be racist toward him?? He’s absolutely gorgeous. Wow.

That headline just gave me a heart attack. Bernie Sanders can fuck the fuck off. He’s intellectual, though. Tulsi Gabbard is a fucking hot bigot who can obviously fuck, but she’s a fucking bigot so she can go die now thanks.

Ya, yikes. Instead of obnoxiously yelling about her MAKEUP TUTORIAL she could instead market it as a HOST REVEAL: I’M ACTUALLY UGLY.

You might be surprised to learn that those laws already exist in a few states. Mostly, they’re used to prevent people with low IQ from having children, with the idea that they wouldn’t be able to care for their children. Women deemed “retarded” can be sterilized without their consent. There’s an ongoing show/podcast…

Thanks. I scrolled pretty far to find someone admitting this. I think I only learned to tell time after forcing myself to practice it whenever I entered a room... and it must’ve been late high school / early college. Even today, I feel a little bit of anxiety when someone else asks me the time and I imagine that…

You’re right, and we already know. Ohio is one of the most segregated states in the country. Cleveland and Dayton are among the most segregated cities in the country. “Serial” put together some detailed investigations into the absurdities of Ohio. It’s easily one of the shittiest states, and that’s truly objective…

Few people are going to make that conclusion, and those people were always going to be racist anyway. Drugs are a problem in practically all sports. There was a huge investigation in baseball a while ago, affecting dozens of white players. Michael Phelps lost sponsorships over cannabis.  If anything, the stereotype is…