We shouldn’t be rating words on any scale. The writers here at Jezebel publish pieces where they call gay men “faggots,” and no one has ever addressed it or apologized. It’s not a worse word, and my writing it here won’t be automatically rejected, but why the fuck are straight women bloggers still using this word as a…

The original phrasing is fine.  She begins by listing the two largest cities in the country, both of which lie on coasts.  She contrasts them with a state in the middle.  You’re trying to be condescending, but you just sound foolish and tired.

She has an open yard with multiple bird feeders, and the hogs are calmly eating the surplus bird seed. The media calls this behavior all-caps “RUNNING.”

A traffic ticket is a civil offense, so it is generally considered less severe than any criminal offense like a misdemeanor.

Half of the people on this list have been multi-millionaires for their entire adult lives. And some of them are also married to people who are independently multi-millionaires, so their marriages are something that few of us can possibly imagine. Kirsten Gillibrand is one of the only regular people running. She’s…

(Regarding the race thing: Nevada and South Carolina are also designated as early states precisely because of their higher diversity.  So you can’t tell the whole story by looking only to Iowa.)

Same!  I’m mystified by the constant reports of YouTube’s role in pedophilia and hate speech.  I’m not seeing progressively extreme conspiracy theories because I spend my time rewatching “Single Ladies” with the wild idea that someday I’ll somehow have it memorized.

How can you be racist toward him?? He’s absolutely gorgeous. Wow.

That headline just gave me a heart attack. Bernie Sanders can fuck the fuck off. He’s intellectual, though. Tulsi Gabbard is a fucking hot bigot who can obviously fuck, but she’s a fucking bigot so she can go die now thanks.

Ya, yikes. Instead of obnoxiously yelling about her MAKEUP TUTORIAL she could instead market it as a HOST REVEAL: I’M ACTUALLY UGLY.

You might be surprised to learn that those laws already exist in a few states. Mostly, they’re used to prevent people with low IQ from having children, with the idea that they wouldn’t be able to care for their children. Women deemed “retarded” can be sterilized without their consent. There’s an ongoing show/podcast…

Thanks. I scrolled pretty far to find someone admitting this. I think I only learned to tell time after forcing myself to practice it whenever I entered a room... and it must’ve been late high school / early college. Even today, I feel a little bit of anxiety when someone else asks me the time and I imagine that…

You’re right, and we already know. Ohio is one of the most segregated states in the country. Cleveland and Dayton are among the most segregated cities in the country. “Serial” put together some detailed investigations into the absurdities of Ohio. It’s easily one of the shittiest states, and that’s truly objective…

Few people are going to make that conclusion, and those people were always going to be racist anyway. Drugs are a problem in practically all sports. There was a huge investigation in baseball a while ago, affecting dozens of white players. Michael Phelps lost sponsorships over cannabis.  If anything, the stereotype is…

“Oh, you like murdering people? Sounds great! Welcome aboard!”

Y’all can go the fuck to hell. This is homophobic, and your own identity is irrelevant. This ranks just barely below the two Jezebel articles in which women authors casually referred to gay men as “faggots.” You’re bigoted garbage.

Most modern presidents are buried at museums and libraries.  Can you imagine what sort of museum/library they’re going to make for him?  

Odd that this president would pick curing AIDS when his vice president considers it a cure for homosexuality.

Even though the US doesn’t use ranked-choice voting, I’m imagining the scenarios as if we did. Once the randos like Yang finally give up, those votes will shift to other candidates. Therefore, someone who has 1% now could double to 2% overnight.  This circus is a year and a half long, and there are far too many…

One time, the US men’s soccer team organization put out a statement that they wouldn’t be giving any more statements, and the article here was a bulleted list of the players with “did not respond to request for statement.”  So... the “article” was a team roster, I guess.