(nerd alert) Goomba is a weirdly harsh insult here! They are short, weak, and brown. They are easily-defeated enemies. To call a human person a goomba is a cruel thing!

Catholics and Muslims and atheists have raped children literally billions of times without punishment, so there’s no reason to make this story about Judaism.

His face is obviously already melting, but will someone please just set him on fire?

There are plenty of reasons not to take the test, but that’s not one of them.  It’s not bogus.  It’s science.  It’s just science that you don’t understand.  Stop whining and go to a library.

Meh. Wait a week, and he’ll be announcing that the citizenship question is back on the census. The combination of his stupidity and senility has meant that almost every major administration policy meets the definition of illegally “arbitrary and capricious.”

The government has to stay away from our guns so that they can focus on our bedrooms and bathrooms.

Nah, it all just cancels out since they first advanced his career. He did a lot more damage than he ever could’ve done as some random Alabamian.

People still say that gender is the polite synonym for sex, and you want middle America to talk plainly and directly about rape?  Uh, good luck?

I’ve made this complaint to Republican friends and to Democrats who work in civil rights: Society has reduced queer people to only base desires. There has been far too much focus on the decriminalization of sex and the legalization of marriage. Democrats pushed hard for the thing that middle class cis/white people…

Has any journalist ever said or wrote “underage man”? Seems like society agrees that the phrase would be a contradiction.

She gave her own perspective. Her child is in elementary school, so it would’ve been creepy and maybe opportunistic for her to speak on her child’s behalf while on camera. (I think parents should generally wait and let their children decide how exposed they want to be in media.) So of course she explained what she…

Isn’t the entirety of the Christian religion based on a 14-year-old girl “immaculately” conceiving a child?

Two brown-eyed people can make a blue-eyed child. You need to consider the eye colors of all four grandparents. If even one grandparent had blue eyes, then that allele would be passed on to the next generation. Either you or your spouse is a “carrier” for blue eyes. This kind of thing is very common.

Also, that’s obviously a lie.  In reality, they’re covering for the fact that they’ve been covering for him.

He may ultimately be retried for the same crimes.  Federal law requires that the victims be notified before the plea deal was made, and prosecutors deliberately avoided informing the victims.  A judge has now ruled that the deal violated federal law.  (And as others here have mentioned, there are additional crimes to…

$6,000 is enough to destroy the life of about half of all Americans.

I wondered if that was their way of saying there’s a statutory rape tangent that they didn’t feel like combining with this story.

He’s a tall, beautiful hunk with captivating eyes, kissable lips, and tight abs. He’s not “bland.” Y’all sound ridiculous. hahaha. Why defend the dumb, professional liar?

Yeah. In a lot of industries, treating coworkers like this would be considered rude. We’ve all been to team meetings in other towns. You’re supposed to know who’s on your team and then be welcoming. She’s so rich that she might not really see this as “work” anymore, but it’s still rude.

Twitter is certainly not silent about the detention centers.  Get out of your head and come into reality.