unicornsliveforever
eager.ophiuchus
unicornsliveforever

Did you really think that?  All plants have lifespans.  Essentially all multicellular life has lifespans.  The only allegedly immortal things are at the fringes of what’s considered life:  viruses and cancer.

Will it age at all?  It’ll take years to build, and soon after, it’ll be destroyed by bombs.  I’m fine with this name.

Their position is what’s different. They have access to records that you and I don’t. They have powers and authorities afforded to no other field. They have handcuffs, tasers, and guns. And when they walk into a courtroom, they are assumed to be more honest and accurate than anyone in plainclothes.

Exactly. One of the prisons at issue here is literally named after the slaves. How the fuck that name hasn’t been changed yet is just mind-boggling. Sometimes, we let optics hide people’s true nature, and other times, evidently, we don’t even bother prettying up the optics.

“It’s important to have proof.” How familiar are you with Reveal? They spend years on each story. They have the proof. Then they post their datasets for the public to peruse. They add search filters and other tools to help novices learn more about the datasets. You’re clueless.

Too often, I find myself walking between my computer and my large black filing cabinet to access some obscure old record and send the info to the government, or an insurance provider, or a potential employer. Even though I’m hyper organized, it’s fucking aggravating. The level of detail that companies expect is

If you’re patient and polite, you can get meetings too.  I’ve met with 5 or so state legislators in their offices.  I’m nobody.

The cops said that a youtube video “legitimizes the claim” that bleach is a medical treatment. Youtube also says that the pyramids were built by aliens, that Sandy Hook was a movie set, and some people are reptiles. The cops aren’t using basic reasoning skills. They aren’t properly evaluating the evidence in front of

...but they’re divorced.  Separation is pretty common leading through a divorce.

Our policy leaders say humans coexisted with dinosaurs and climate change was invented by communists. You think they give a fuck about any new research? They’re almost illiterate.

She’s not scowling. She has some sort of muscular/nerve problem. It’s especially awkward when combined with her constant whining, but there’s nothing she can do about her face.

At first, I was frustrated they aren’t giving their spare thousands of dollars to a charity. Then I read that the guy says, “Believe me, I could use the $200.” So this is beginning to sound like an addiction that harms the collector too.

Town was such a huge, fun place.  It’s no more.  :(

White supremacy is one form of bigotry. There are other forms of bigotry, like what happened here. You don’t need an explanation from me; you seem personally familiar with the concept.

Ugh, okay, but fuck all these companies and government agencies that allow people to resign in good standing. The employees get payouts and benefits, and in the case of law enforcement, they can get pensions for a lifetime. Resignation is like a settlement outside of court without any review by neutral arbitrators.

Look at him whine, “my full answer is rarely played.” Does he really finish speeches, and then think he spoke in sentences? He’s proud of that? He should be glad that most media edit his answers. Editing makes him sound more competent. I find his voice babyish, so I have trouble listening to it (especially after hours

Strangely, this man graduated elementary school.

Q is also one of the least-used letters of the alphabet. This fool doesn’t work for the Dept. of Energy and has never even studied the work of the agency. He’s a bored loser who picked an “alluring” letter.

The fringe bumps up against everyone else more often than you think.  I’ve been to Comet Ping Pong (for beer and pizza, not for raping children) and it’s scary to think that a very stupid man went there and shot a gun.  I’m not going back.  That’s still a real restaurant owned by a real man, and this nightmare is his

One country likely has a higher rate: North Korea.