Imagine that you’re someone who wants to sync a large library of music and podcasts for a road trip into a place without reliable wifi. Streaming is completely impossible, and a cell phone needs to be saved for use only as a cell phone. Now what? Does anyone have suggestions for alternative software that’s simple like…

Apparently, the author right here, who says this is “clearly” the government’s fault. What a tiring trope.

It did, though. The test proved she’s right.

What do you mean “in a sense”? In the sense, in the only sense. Your sister is not Hopi in some way. She has Hopi ancestry, period.  

Please stop doing this.  Gay people are not to blame for their own discrimination.  The problem is heterosexuals.  Get it right.

Republicans: “American citizens should be encouraged to murder each other. Vote for us!”

It depends on how long the sex goes. I might begin by saying “I want your come,” but after a while, you gotta mix it up, so it becomes “give me your seed.” By round 3, I’m getting creative.

Agreed. The word is actually “come,” and has been slang for hundreds of years. It’s not “linguistically confusing” because the association with the non-slang word “come” is the whole point of the slang.  “Cum” is intentionally misspelled, and it’s very new.

NPR just had a story about Navajo teenagers doing their homework in cars in parking lots of hotels. They can’t get internet on the reservation. They can’t get internet because they can’t get electricity.

You’re making a very specific accusation about a person whose first and last name is right there in the article, but this author didn’t speak with him, and the previous author couldn’t speak directly either (because the guy can’t speak English). Your only supposed proof is the instructions to the rest of us that we…

and as if he only vacations in winter...

That’s not a beard.  That’s poorly stylized fuzz to cover up how fat is face is.

It’s worse than that. The writer is a social media personality and the person he’s writing about is an actress. They are two unqualified nobodies.

Ivanka is a federal employee.  That’s a completely bonkers sentence, but it’s true.

I choose to believe that 4+4 is purple.  God bless America.

Oof, it was bad. Cheap costumes. The new song didn’t fit the style of the original songs. Jafar isn’t clever or conniving, he’s just a psycho. Too many moments were unintentionally silly. I felt embarrassed for them.

He tells it like it is!  Uh, he tells it like he wants it to be! ...Well, he definitely says things!  He’s a talker, that’s for sure.  So awesome.

OMG, someone just assassinate him already!

Sometimes I think Emilia Clarke is a captivating actress, but then I realize I’m thinking of Natalie Dormer.

Are you real, or are you just having fun acting a part? Donald Trump is the most incompetent leader in the nation’s history, and one of the most incompetent leaders in the modern history of the world. If you still support him, you’re brainwashed, insane, or retarded.