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This man is not exhibiting complex emotions about sex.  (And while rape is technically a form of “sex,” I do find it creepy how you keep reframing it that way.)  Read this guy’s biography and campaign information.  He’s a brainwashed zealot.  He’s deliberately checking all the boxes he thinks he needs to get noticed

The headline and article read, to me, like the result of Mad Libs.  What world do we live in?

He attended Harvard. That, alone, is the explanation I’ve been given countless times. Harvard took him, therefore he’s smart, therefore he’s good at debate, therefore everyone should defer to him. (...This from the same people who say college is for liberal elitists.)

Oh, look, a vulgar person who also happens to be an idiot. Whodathunk! Yes, Palmdale is extremely Republican. They are majority Republican, repeatedly electing Republicans, and replacing unethical Republicans with more Republicans. All of Antelope Valley is Republican. Republican voters electing Republicans. How do I

I... don’t care?  If one of my friends were in legal trouble, I’d help them get an attorney. Later, if they were found guilty, I might be awfully angry, but that’s another time and another matter.  

Certainly.  This is southern California, but it is extreme Trump country.

Some people have drowned in water, so NEVER DRINK WATER AGAIN! FLUSH ALL WATER IMMEDIATELY! SMASH YOUR TOILET WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!

She says that the word “near” is vague. Instead she offers the phrase “a decent distance from.”

Dick pics can be great! People first need to learn consent and tact.

What’s wrong with wanting to try drinks from around the world?

Yikes. Is that a recent photo? He looks like a corpse before being embalmed and made up.  Inauguration day is more than a year and a half away.  Why the fuck is anyone considering dead grandpas like him?

Tearing down and starting over was meant to be a feature of this country’s character.  The founding fathers imagined that we would rewrite the constitution about every 25 years (once per generation). If we did it even just once every 100 years, there would be opportunities to fix overlooked items and expand civil

John Stewart revealed Dumbledore’s death on The Daily Show like the day after the book came out. He did it just to be obnoxious. I stopped watching his show. I have hated him ever since.

He’s like a mini-Trump with clothes that don’t fit.  “I’m so BIG!  I need XL because I’m a man!”  Losing heat out of his head but at least his wittle nose won’t get chiwwy.

You’re right. The black Muslim from Kenya had it so easy. That’s why the federal judiciary quickly filled their backlogged positions, and his tan-colored suit was such a popular fashion statement.

Tax forms aren’t necessarily bad for one party or the other.  I assume his point was more about rule-changing out of passion.  Democrats are writing a law to address one person in one year, and they aren’t considering the future.  This is an unfortunate pattern.  Senate Democrats changed voting rules in order to get

I can’t begin to say how much I HATE discussions of sex that are dominated by people who got a C+ in high school biology at some shitty middle America school 30 years ago. These people hold onto ideas that have been proven false, and they probably never learned the false concepts in the first place because they only

You’re making up science in order to make yourself feel better.  That’s not science.

Be gentle on yourself.  You are (I assume) not a millionaire with 27 servants.

Would they maybe pretape the tapping because it’s a subtle sound in a huge venue?  I don’t feel like this is a scandal.