Oh, look, a vulgar person who also happens to be an idiot. Whodathunk! Yes, Palmdale is extremely Republican. They are majority Republican, repeatedly electing Republicans, and replacing unethical Republicans with more Republicans. All of Antelope Valley is Republican. Republican voters electing Republicans. How do I…

I... don’t care?  If one of my friends were in legal trouble, I’d help them get an attorney. Later, if they were found guilty, I might be awfully angry, but that’s another time and another matter.  

Certainly.  This is southern California, but it is extreme Trump country.

Some people have drowned in water, so NEVER DRINK WATER AGAIN! FLUSH ALL WATER IMMEDIATELY! SMASH YOUR TOILET WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!

She says that the word “near” is vague. Instead she offers the phrase “a decent distance from.”

Dick pics can be great! People first need to learn consent and tact.

What’s wrong with wanting to try drinks from around the world?

Yikes. Is that a recent photo? He looks like a corpse before being embalmed and made up.  Inauguration day is more than a year and a half away.  Why the fuck is anyone considering dead grandpas like him?

Tearing down and starting over was meant to be a feature of this country’s character.  The founding fathers imagined that we would rewrite the constitution about every 25 years (once per generation). If we did it even just once every 100 years, there would be opportunities to fix overlooked items and expand civil…

John Stewart revealed Dumbledore’s death on The Daily Show like the day after the book came out. He did it just to be obnoxious. I stopped watching his show. I have hated him ever since.

He’s like a mini-Trump with clothes that don’t fit.  “I’m so BIG!  I need XL because I’m a man!”  Losing heat out of his head but at least his wittle nose won’t get chiwwy.

You’re right. The black Muslim from Kenya had it so easy. That’s why the federal judiciary quickly filled their backlogged positions, and his tan-colored suit was such a popular fashion statement.

Tax forms aren’t necessarily bad for one party or the other.  I assume his point was more about rule-changing out of passion.  Democrats are writing a law to address one person in one year, and they aren’t considering the future.  This is an unfortunate pattern.  Senate Democrats changed voting rules in order to get…

I can’t begin to say how much I HATE discussions of sex that are dominated by people who got a C+ in high school biology at some shitty middle America school 30 years ago. These people hold onto ideas that have been proven false, and they probably never learned the false concepts in the first place because they only…

You’re making up science in order to make yourself feel better.  That’s not science.

Be gentle on yourself.  You are (I assume) not a millionaire with 27 servants.

Would they maybe pretape the tapping because it’s a subtle sound in a huge venue?  I don’t feel like this is a scandal.

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Seriously, though. How many mini-Trumps were aborted at Donald’s request? I say at least 5.

Am a botanist. Garlic and onions are members of the same genus, Allium. Both contain allicin, named after the genus.