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Tearing down and starting over was meant to be a feature of this country’s character.  The founding fathers imagined that we would rewrite the constitution about every 25 years (once per generation). If we did it even just once every 100 years, there would be opportunities to fix overlooked items and expand civil

John Stewart revealed Dumbledore’s death on The Daily Show like the day after the book came out. He did it just to be obnoxious. I stopped watching his show. I have hated him ever since.

He’s like a mini-Trump with clothes that don’t fit.  “I’m so BIG!  I need XL because I’m a man!”  Losing heat out of his head but at least his wittle nose won’t get chiwwy.

You’re right. The black Muslim from Kenya had it so easy. That’s why the federal judiciary quickly filled their backlogged positions, and his tan-colored suit was such a popular fashion statement.

Tax forms aren’t necessarily bad for one party or the other.  I assume his point was more about rule-changing out of passion.  Democrats are writing a law to address one person in one year, and they aren’t considering the future.  This is an unfortunate pattern.  Senate Democrats changed voting rules in order to get

I can’t begin to say how much I HATE discussions of sex that are dominated by people who got a C+ in high school biology at some shitty middle America school 30 years ago. These people hold onto ideas that have been proven false, and they probably never learned the false concepts in the first place because they only

You’re making up science in order to make yourself feel better.  That’s not science.

Be gentle on yourself.  You are (I assume) not a millionaire with 27 servants.

Would they maybe pretape the tapping because it’s a subtle sound in a huge venue?  I don’t feel like this is a scandal.

Seriously, though. How many mini-Trumps were aborted at Donald’s request? I say at least 5.

Am a botanist. Garlic and onions are members of the same genus, Allium. Both contain allicin, named after the genus.

Most sundown towns were in the north.  There’s a whole catalog of them, it’s been proven.  

They’re not the “wizards.”  The mascot is a dragon - because it’s a symbol of China, and the town’s name Pekin looks like Peking.

Some of these candidates are delusional.  I say the writers were too gentle.

I’m sure I know why she thinks this.  In her view, the Holocaust wasn’t a bad thing to happen “to” Germany because the victims weren’t German.  Jews are not Germans, Mormons are not Germans, and gays aren’t even really people.  

Politics is one of the easiest jobs out there.  Spend all day writing lists of things you won’t do and can’t do.  Maybe congratulate a little league team.  Go home, and do the same the next day.

...and if my library doesn’t have what I want, then they’ll order it from another library and email me when it arrives. I’m a member at two regional networks covering about a 150-mile radius.

You read and retyped Munn’s comment, and then reinterpreted it as “the real suppression,” and... you’re serious? She obviously didn’t say it like that.

Affordable college is not the same thing as giving magical instant diplomas to literally everyone in the country. Students still have to go to class and take the tests! This is such a careless response.