I’d be skeptical handing over DNA samples to the government.

I wouldn’t call them “wannabe feds.” These are the sorts of people who enjoy being in their own little club. They are rural residents who want to “take care of their own.” They are not connected in any way to the Civil War or its history, but they surely have Confederate flags at home. They might even be loudly…

Ew, ew, ew! No! Mayor Pete can suck my ballsack. Mmm.This bitch can just go die.

He was mentally unfit from birth to present.  The dementia makes it worse, but this man was colossally stupid to begin with.

Russian, robot, or retarded person?

Hillary Clinton was a smart nerd, too.  People supported the racist pedophile instead.

Back when the military wanted to recruit on college campuses, and simultaneously ban gays and lesbians, there were many colleges that tried to block them from the giant job fairs for violating the school anti-discrimination policies. (NYU, Columbia, and Cornell were three of the loud ones, among many others.) The…

Earth.  And pretty much all of it is theirs.

Of course he gained weight. Officially, his annual physical said he gained weight this year. That means that in reality, he gained a lot of weight. His doctors say that this spring is the first time he has ever been “obese” (not just overweight), so obviously he’s been obese for a decade or more.  When he claims to be…

Okay, so it sounds like they won’t be writing “Coca Cola” anytime soon, if ever.

She picked out Christmas decorations. Allegedly.

“Nothing” is allowed... except for practically infinite things. If this is hard for you because “everything” you want to do is considered bigotry, then stop whining and look inward.

She comes from soap operas, and she probably thinks real life is like soap operas. After all, the president is a game show host. Reality doesn’t seem very real anymore.

You’ve got it backwards. She comments on all sorts of issues, but Fox is only interested in the comments about religion. Maybe it would surprise Fox viewers to hear how supportive she is of gay & lesbian people.

But also the sex toys. You forgot about the sex toys.

I think I’m yelling for help, but my family and boyfriend have said that it’s just a closed-mouth “mmm... ehhh!!” kind of thing.  Definitely genetic.  My mom and sister do the same thing.

Show us a citation for that 90%+ claim.

I doubt he’s ever molested her, but I’m certain he has molested himself about her.

The values voters of the religious right are glad to have a Christian leading the nation. It’s perfectly rational for the American Family Association and the Family Research Council to support the traditional marriage of this loving husband and father.

That’s just an especially good photo of him.  Check him out when he’s got sunken gray alcoholic eyes and lots of acne.