“Heirs to the Confederacy” is such a pathetic name!  There is no confederacy because they were murdered and defeated!  The “heirs” get nothing.  They are describing themselves as people who get nothing!  haha

I had the opposite reaction: I’m not sure why “poppers” or “pup play” were mentioned at all. Neither are illegal, and neither necessarily mean that sexual intercourse occurred.

There he goes again with the verbal tic: insurance deductibles are expensive “in many cases.” Many people are saying that insurance is very, very... very expensive in many cases, as you know, as many people know.

What would actually make them better journalists: hiring nerds who are really good at research. Forget the twitter wars entirely, and just choose someone who can find and filter information well.

The two extra place settings have Don’s second and third meat buckets.

Who at Getty had the foresight to photograph a 16- or 17-year old P-List celebrity at some lame-o charity dinner?  They’re the winner now.

So he’s saying that bigotry is, by definition, Christianity.  Sure, go right ahead with that.  See if it succeeds.

“Sam” should’ve been offered, or at least educated about, the vaccines for Hep A, Hep B, and meningitis.

Everyone who uses condoms should still be getting the full range of tests.

Planned Parenthood “literally” prepares straight people for parenthood. The trouble with their organization is that they won’t provide the services that queer men, like Sam, would need.  Rectal swabs, for one, are not part of their repertoire.  I would imagine that NYC and LA offer special services, but not anywhere…

So what you’re saying is, she’s definitely going to be reelected.

Pennsylvania law runs opposite to what most of us would assume. The opening statement must be religious. They ban non-religious messages (meditation, encouragement, pep, etc.)

Not there. She wrote: “make up kits comprised of moisturizer, primer,” and continued to list many different things. They’re asking whether she wants to trademark the kits (of multiple items) or each individual item.

I’m pretty sure I would’ve just gotten in my car and drove away.

$18 million is less than what we spent on airborne drugs to make foreign enemies gay, and psychic goat-killers.

Odd how he’s not too busy to play golf, but he is so busy with constant emergencies that he can’t read a single page - of anything.  His claim, not mine.

The championship will be at a “martini bar”... maybe because liberals are meant to be snooty while the billionaire from Manhattan is relatable.

No one wants it to be the “primary” method. It’s one option among several.

Thailand was the first “third-world country” that I visited, and their trains were so amazing that they warped my idea of the terms “first” and “third” world. We’re not always the best, and sometimes, we should be humble enough to learn from other countries.

Options, exactly.  This author is reviewing the entire concept of trains after taking one one-way ride between Michigan and North Carolina.  That was a bad option!  For people in other parts of the country, airplanes would be the bad option.  Prices, distances, times, layovers, etc., all vary.  It’s absurd to ride a…