Planned Parenthood “literally” prepares straight people for parenthood. The trouble with their organization is that they won’t provide the services that queer men, like Sam, would need.  Rectal swabs, for one, are not part of their repertoire.  I would imagine that NYC and LA offer special services, but not anywhere…

So what you’re saying is, she’s definitely going to be reelected.

Pennsylvania law runs opposite to what most of us would assume. The opening statement must be religious. They ban non-religious messages (meditation, encouragement, pep, etc.)

Not there. She wrote: “make up kits comprised of moisturizer, primer,” and continued to list many different things. They’re asking whether she wants to trademark the kits (of multiple items) or each individual item.

I’m pretty sure I would’ve just gotten in my car and drove away.

Pete’s Dragon is my favorite Disney remake because it’s a different story with a completely different soundtrack. I’ve seen it twice - with adults, and no kids, both times. That’s the sort of justifiable remake I like. Reimagined, rewritten, different locale, different main characters, different tone, different…

$18 million is less than what we spent on airborne drugs to make foreign enemies gay, and psychic goat-killers.

Odd how he’s not too busy to play golf, but he is so busy with constant emergencies that he can’t read a single page - of anything.  His claim, not mine.

The championship will be at a “martini bar”... maybe because liberals are meant to be snooty while the billionaire from Manhattan is relatable.

No one wants it to be the “primary” method. It’s one option among several.

Thailand was the first “third-world country” that I visited, and their trains were so amazing that they warped my idea of the terms “first” and “third” world. We’re not always the best, and sometimes, we should be humble enough to learn from other countries.

Options, exactly.  This author is reviewing the entire concept of trains after taking one one-way ride between Michigan and North Carolina.  That was a bad option!  For people in other parts of the country, airplanes would be the bad option.  Prices, distances, times, layovers, etc., all vary.  It’s absurd to ride a…

Some small cookies are 4 servings. They tell me I’m not supposed to share it with other people, but I also don’t want to get high 4 times over the next 2 days. Even if I do share it, each person gets just a nibble. They should change the recipe and the packaging!

I find comfort in the science.  Lack of science reasoning is a bigger boogieman.  Someone who gets tested after every new partner is a safer bet than someone who gets tested once per year with multiple partners.  Most of the people telling you that they’re “negative” do not actually know their status - and that’s what…

The hyperlink for ManUpFilms goes to an unrelated self-help book.  Not that we needed a hyperlink to porn, though.  We know what google is.

Very, very many tremendous people are saying this, as you know.

The cost of one mission is the five times the cost of the entire agency.

Ew, and he’s bleeding.  Keep your fluids to yourself.

I know enough chess to know that “double-teaming” isn’t a move, bigot.

The “national” arena you imagine is still only big cities and patches. Queer men haven’t been normalized in the southern Cascades, west Texas, or the entire state of North Dakota. Changes have been small and limited. It sounds like you’re lucky enough to live in one of the good islands.