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Did you read that long list of tweets?  How in the hell do you feel bad for the kids?  I’m left wondering which of them deserve their high school diplomas.

Late 1990s twink me absolutely would’ve blown Romney in his 50s.

They aren’t investigative journalists.  They comment on the media.  This website is one step removed from what you’re looking for.  Instead of blaming “leftists,” you should get help from a teacher or a librarian.

You, random anonymous blogger, are vastly smarter than the president of the United States. No offense, but that should give you some concern.

That’ll never happen.  He writes like a sixth grader.  Many people have noticed, as you know, that there are many examples of things happening all the time in many industries, for example, as you know.

If his presidency doesn’t make you a little bit depressed, you might be a sociopath. Historians of the future will look back on us harshly.

A child can tell Yale, “I’m on your soccer team,” and Yale... doesn’t ask the soccer coach?

Rapist Keeps Job As Cop.

I worked for an ancient man who got angry that his computer’s keyboard didn’t have a “return” key like typewriters used to. I explained that the “enter” key would do the same job. He started ranting about how he didn’t “want to enter anything” and how he just wanted “to return to the start of the line.” He was

Who is she to be devising plans of any kind?  She’s a reality TV character who put her name on someone else’s jewelry.  She’s never accomplished anything.  The confidence is baffling.

She probably assumed Julie was a highly paid sex worker, purchased via the internet.  “Aren’t we all?”

The 60,000 reviewers who instantaneously teleported to the mall and back are not sincerely considering the merits.  Totally invalid.

No, it’s not the commenters.  The authors at Jezebel use that language casually.  They’re reclaiming it, but they’re not gay men.  No apologies ever.  These are the moments when we realize we’re not reading news, they’re not journalists, we’re just reading blogs by randos.

Gawker is shocking sometimes. Over at Jezebel, they’ve been calling gay men “fags” and “faggots.” Not in the context of discussing examples of hate speech, not with any nuance, not with asterisks or pound signs. They’re just literally writing out the words. Straight women, calling gay men “fags” and “faggots.”

Yes, unfortunately there is very little transparency. For all of your life, most of the things you attempted to recycle - clothing, aluminum, glass, plastic - is now in a landfill, and a high percentage of it crossed at least two oceans first.

I’m reminded of the photographer who died in “Making a Murderer.” She didn’t deserve to die, but that’s no reason to ignore police misconduct. There are multiple criminals in the show - and only the two poorest, dumbest people went to prison, while the most powerful people walk free among us. I’ll continue to support t

Forget the hair thing for a sec...

Now that they’re out of the compound, can’t they be detained as material witnesses? I don’t think that replacing one form of imprisonment with another is a good thing, but I imagine that there are some options here?

Raw Story is not a real news source. (I’m not even referring to their political bias.) They lie, they know they lie, and they don’t care.

Lisa, the Bible doesn’t have a single reference to gay people. Translators have invented those passages out of their own personal bigotries.  Before the translators, there were many more scribes, and before the scribes, there were countless boring regular people.  It’s all people.  There’s no invisible skyman