I’m not afraid.  I’m mostly sad.  I never knew how stupid people are.  It all seems like such a waste.  If you have $15 to spare, give it to pretty much anyone else before you buy this “book” (pamphlet).

Grab what? I’m talking about 300 full 18-wheelers a day. Even if I owned a pickup truck, how would that work? Even if I could transport that volume, I’d need to identify tens of thousands of customers at this “local weekend market.”  You have no sense of the scale of the problem.

You’re too nice (“filter into,” “touch of”). His stupidity and narcissism drive and define the administration.

Yes, a visit to a landfill will forever change how you see garbage.  For me, it wasn’t so personal.  Our town’s landfill accepts a lot of waste from department stores.  If a pallet of denim jeans gets a little wet in a Walmart warehouse, the company won’t sell them, wash them, or donate them.  All day long, it’s just…

Congratulations, you’re moderately aware of current events yet understand nothing of science. So of course you’ll be the most popular comment.

I’m so tired of listening to millionaires being “deeply offended” by the thing that their unpaid intern claimed to be offended by.  I go to the theater a couple of times a year, and I don’t need more of it IRL.

It’s named after a place - Camp Creek.

Controlled, prescribed burns are already a regular procedure. They’re done under the watch of specially trained wildland firefighters.

Yes, we need more perspectives like this.  Some Nazis are good people.

Because it will show people how much money you have.

You may call your single stream service easy (for you, the homeowner), but it’s not easy for the rest of the pipeline, and there’s a high chance that all of your recycling goes to a landfill.

Michael Bilello, head of public affairs at the TSA, says that the workers at the bottom of the agency have “experienced pay discrepancies.” Bilello is paid in full to find vague and polite ways to say that his coworkers are not getting paid.  I say cut Bilello’s pay down to one-tenth, and use the savings to pay people…

Has “the exhibitor” been named anywhere?

PG&E has underground natural gas pipelines that have exploded and killed people.

If an animal can’t smile or frown like a human, we assume it doesn’t have emotions.  That’s why we care so little about slaughterhouse conditions.

If you blame Dr. Phil, then you should also blame Oprah and the hundred other people who developed those appearances.  I was shocked when people wanted her to run for President.  She has such a little grasp on reality.

That PR announcement makes my blood boil. “I’m an executive, so I’m pretty smart, but obviously those fools flipping burgers are just stupid. That’s all the public needs to know.  They’re confused and stupid.  Everything is fine!” What a biiiiitch.

Crush them for a topping on vanilla ice cream.

I’m so completely sick of this crap. It’s not difficult to avoid controversy on Halloween. Stick to classics like something ghoulish, scary, witchy - the entire point of the holiday tradition. If you’re not going to do that, then wear normal clothes and leave it to the children.

I think it’s creepy that we already know this much about them because they can’t consent to this. It’s none of my business that the girl is missing her ovaries. Here in America, they’d be horribly harassed and eventually banned from certain public schools. I doubt Australia will treat them any better.