Ohh, yes, Akiva's director cameo. Where he puts on the hat and sliiiiides out of frame.

I'm Dr. Apocalypse, and ONLY I party.

Yeah, I mean George Costanza wanted to be a Civil War buff, but that doesn't mean he was in love with the idea of brother taking up arms against brother.

YESSS DOUG LOVES MOVIES.

Are you the biggest idiot ever?
No, you are.
Ok, then this isn't a dream!

Yer in a funk, aren't you?
It's been plainly labeled.

Fuck yeah, Deadwood. "Those who doubt me suck cock by choice!"

Onions is all I eat.

(When Dave gets his hair cut, and then pals around with the barber)
Freeze, hairboy!

You don't bring a Nerf bat to a knife fight —Joe Garrelli

I wish there was a box you could check on your Night at the Museum ticket to say I'M ONLY SEEING THIS FOR HADER.

She played some kind of Coast Guard lady on Psych - being the sister of the Police Chief.

Well the Office is a documentary, shot in real-time. Maybe they found out that Pam is a Highlander.

"No, Child!"
I always get this movie confused with Boys on the Side (1995) which was also about hitchhiking lesbians (maybe)

He and Thomas Jane either need to have a sissy-boy slapfight, or just a full-on makeout session.

Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama?
Do I have to keep you under lock and key?

I figured they were…y'know….made up. Back in my day, we went to colleges with the name of a state in them. AND WE LIKED IT!

Well dudes don't typically do chair-fucking dances.

Who knew you could go from nerdy writer to hoodlum refrigeration guy just by putting an 'o' at the end of your name?

Heh, yes, Ryan develops manorexia and then Michael inevitably copies him.