Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

#AskJameis

LaRussa: Oh, come on! Who cares if it was 95 miles per hour?! It was placed in a safe spot.

Hi Brian Cashman!

I've never been blocked, so I'm gonna tell the story of the time I blocked Darren Rovell on Twitter. It was maybe two years ago, and I was fake-RTing him saying dumb shit (which, yes, is obnoxious, but also funny sometimes!). I'd read about his (deeply wienery) habit of following people just long enough to send them…

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

A very confused Bengals front office immediately offered him a five-year, $100 million contract.

being vegan doesnt stop you from shoving shit in your mouth.

Obviously the mistake here was thinking you could buy 'food' at Wal-Mart. This is our equivalent of those Chinese 'cooking oil reprocessed from sewage' and 'import Korean seaweed sheets that turns out to actually be domestically-produced knock-off made from recycled trash bags' horror stories.

Yeah, you might, and it's not redundant. It's done to avoid a situation where you are only charged with the most serious offense and, for whatever reason, the prosecution fails to prove the elements necessary to convict, therefore allowing you to get off scot free.

Bortles wanted to know about his punting.

I thought he was Neopolitan?

everything's better with bacon. ..

Donald Sterling: Says offensive things; mocked at Espys.

What terrible people. How is the NBA supposed to make any money if you just reuse old jerseys instead of burning them and buying new ones?

Because they're nice, I guess! Also because it leads to situations like this.