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But no. What do these words even mean?

Chris Hemsworth > Bradley Cooper. Hotter by miles.

(truthfully, a few days before and after the second day, it’s ON)

awweee poor you, seem to me you watch it as a sports event

A beast makes the ugliest noises when it’s wounded.

I guess it make sense that there are more white men in positions of power because when someone even begins to make a SUGGESTION that their business can be strengthened by different opinions, backgrounds and worldviews they immediately go into hunker down protection mode.

fuck man, i never thought i’d defend wal-mart and/or one of its entities, but here i am

Right, but since they’re all tweeting about it (and no doubt expressing their frustration through their angsty baby goth tumblr blogs) I doubt they really have any issue getting access to computers and Internet! Ha!

I love Larry David so it did not ruin him for me. It made him better and I was already feelin’ the Bern.

Yup teacher sounds totally reasonable here. Like nothing about this assignment sounds like it needed to be done in school. The only legit complaints would be from kids without access to computers or the internet, and I hope she’d accommodate those students.

Welcome to the real world, kids. Nobody gets a break in the age of technology. I love how the one kid exaggerates and pretends like a hoax terror threat somehow equates to “we probably dying.”

Louis CK also walked that back a little bit with an episode of his show where during a card game, a gay comedian he knows talks very plainly about the damage that constantly hearing that word can cause.

UBaby. Just like child of “umami.”

“How very dare you” - Martin Van Buren

We need to get buttons made.

The BEST would be to run into an opponent you hate while wearing a t-shirt that made fun of them, which they don’t realize until you’re already taking the photo. Like this guy.

If I was formally introduced to Trump, I would be polite to him. If he asked my opinion about issues, I would state that I disagreed with him and thought his ideas were half baked. I imagine it would go downhill from there.

“South end of a northbound pig”