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Eh... implying to someone that they’re prioritized lower than work doesn’t tend to go over too well. Use with caution.

“He’s had the entire upper third of his face worked on, and the result is he looks more like Jack Nicholson‘s Joker than Batman,” Dr. Back said.

Not to be salty, but I knew she didn’t bake those fuckin’ pies the second I saw them.

Seems like this tour’s been going on since 1989.

It should offend everyone.

Chelsea does too much botox, and she’s also the worst.

I usually try to duck when people start throwing them?

I just....don’t find her funny. :(

There were parts of Uganda Be Kidding Me that were funny. But overall, especially on her late-night show? Naw.

Ummmm...

NOPE.

Colin Pinkham, Jolie Kerr, Tim and Will...

Wait wait wait -

Wait. Where’s Burneko? Is he still here? He better fucking still be here.

This free ice cream stand has been replaced with shitty soy froyo.

I looked on Google and nowhere did it say that G&L or Jolie were leaving.

Wow, first Jolie Kerr and now this. I personally will miss the movie reviews, partly because you covered creations outside the big studios and got me interested in ones I never would have known about. Take care!

I’ll miss you Will. Your numbered paragraphs were odd and your letter grades always seemed to be just randomly selected. But you always seemed to convey a love of movies and film. Best of luck with your work at The New Republic.

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