My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

This might be one of the most disappointing videos I’ve ever seen. I kept waiting for the bear to attack him. Bite him, maul him, whatever, just do what bears do and let this jackanape know that splashing water in their face is a bad idea.

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

I don’t think anyone would’ve faulted Lawrence for just going full Raul Julia with the wafer-thin Hunger Games scripts at this point. I read the books at the insistence of a now-ex-girlfriend and thought it was the single most half-assed, lazy example of world-building I’d ever seen, the polar opposite of George R.R.…

This, a million times this:

i like it...... i LOVE it....... i want some more of it !!!!!!!

Mr. Harris, that was an incredibly well-written piece on a topic that I didn’t expect to find a well-written piece about on Deadspin. Well played, sir.

“Mercury Blues”...........my favorite.

I automatically hate anyone that says “Don’t Hate me” or “Don’t Hate Me but...”

Worst of all? This was the text:

Nice word choice.

BA2KET

“That sounds too stupid to be true, right? You all don’t believe I would be that stupid, right?”

It’s like watching two robots with no sense of humor trying to be funny.

BREAKING: COMBAT SPORTS ATTRACT AGGRESSIVE INDIVIDUALS

RIP Olbermann

Dan Le Batard or Die

Are we allowed to like any ESPN personalities on this blog? SVP is ok right?

Watch me whip, watch me meme