She is one of those artists that I hope to hear nothing terrible about.

Was there anyone before Missy?

It’s pretty widely known. Anyone with a cursory knowledge of Australian history/culture would know this (see: the entire commonwealth), and it’s mentioned in American media from time-to-time.

And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO POPE, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD

“Relatively Obscure to People Outside of Australia” History just doesn’t have the same ring to it, though?

came here to find this, wasn’t disappointed.

100% yes.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

Boo on her being a bigot but boo on the arrest over her postings. Jesus, what kind of fascist act is that? For once, I like how they do it here in the US when it comes to people like her; bad mouth her on the internet and boycott her place until she goes bankrupt. No one should be arrested for posts like this. Shamed?…

Why is the white one touching them like that?

I know this is a serious issue of racism but this reminds me so much of my sister’s husband’s ex, who is also a trashy half-wit. My sister showed me a message this dumb bitch put on Facebook; a picture with two men and herself with the caption “Minaj twat tonight, suckaz”

This is a positive, but i’n still on the fence about Madonna. I love her ‘80s music but some of the things she's done recently are pretty tone deaf.

I have my ups and downs when it comes to Madonna. This is a big up.

If they have jammies on it should be comfy.

I was proud when my kids nerded out on Monty Python’s Holy Grail. I remember them in elementary school reciting lines: “I fart in your general direction!” “Blue...no...aaaaaaahhhhh...”

I am ashamed everyday that I have to share my oxygen with 95% of the general population.

All the time.

I’d suggest gewurtztraminer. It’s a slightly sweet, semi dry white wine that hides the taste of tears quite well.