Everyone knows the best shithouses were built out of brick.

HARD PASS.

Wrap dresses are WONDERFUL in that they’re easily adjusted to your liking. Faux-wrap dresses are FUCKING BULLSHIT, and combine all the worst elements (waist at wrong level, neck too high or low, front skirt flaps that may or may not have enough fabric/overlap to prevent flashing in wind/when sitting) with the complete…

If you double tap a picture on Instagram, it automatically likes it. You know, instead of clicking the Like button once directly below the photo.

That was seriously the weirdest thing I have read all day.

“Hold me back! Hold me back! God damn it, somebody HOLD ME BACK, please!”

This is peak First Take. He speaks one sentence and contradicts himself in the next.

Seriously. I’m looking at him thinking, he’s in decent shape and for a flaccid dick it’s not small. I don’t know, man.

That is most decidedly not a dadbod!!!!

It is here in East TN, but 99% of the time it looks like they primed it and then gave up.

neighbors remember his son as a gun enthusiast who enjoyed going to shooting ranges with his mother.

Big Time in Boca. (both)

Justin Bieber’s friends say he doesn’t drink or do drugs anymore.

I am excited like a little kid to see that movie for some reason. Is it one of those movies that make you cheer out loud?

Unrelated, but I got to see The Martian last night and am still excited about it. Plus there was a naked butt scene.

Um, Charlotte Church’s comments aren’t incorrect: drought and climate change played a HUGE role in sparking the Syrian civil war. The arrest of the schoolchildren broke the camel’s back but the unrest didn’t start overnight. Thousands of people lost their farms and livelihoods and had nowhere to go and no help from…

I usually spell the accented version as “Bwaston” or “Buaston”.

Love Infernal Affairs. My main problem with The Departed was I never knew how much time had passed (thought it was 6 months, turned out it was 2 years), and Marky Mark.

I saw one of the trailers and seriously wondered if there was a single female character in this movie.