This is a Blues song.

And he looks ethnic to me. Like he shaved his head to better read as “white,” but his face and voice scream Latino.

You are my people. I love that sketch so much. Sudeikis’s tempo-sensitive running man? Tears.

You’re goddamned right, you’re right.

As in the MI series is infinitely watchable, whereas the Bourne movies suck?

Your humility was evident, and your question was sound. Those chastising and mocking you are the non-rigorous hysterics, who want to wish harmony into existence, instead of engaging in the rigor to bring it about.

My sister, who works in a very conservatice Catholic institution—although she’s agnostic at best—has written “Pope Francis Fan” and her name on the board every day. Then this happened. She told me that she wrote just her name on the board—no “fan” of anything.

It was not until this reply that I realized I was thinking of Ed Sheerhan. I was utterly fascinated that his mundane tweet generated responses.

I stopped watching Orphan Black before the first season ended, but I agree that she deserves every Emmy every year that the show is on.

It’s like the Solomon mother come to life: “Yes, I’d rather split the baby down the middle than admit that I am not the mother of this child.”

That first, uh...swipe...that Bird took? Clearly not a boxer. Also, who was that trying to choke the living shit out of him? Geez.

According to the game callers, the officials keep moving them.

After inadvertently hearing that Serena lost on the way home from work, I didn’t think I’d laugh today, perhaps ever again. But you have generously dispelled that thought. Thank you.

Wasabi Ranch Snapeas are all that is good and just in the world. The other flavors are toxic crisps, granted, but the Big Bang occurred to bring forth Wasabi Ranch Snapeas.

I actually liked both Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison, but how he was considered worthy of continued employment, especially in the shade of his peers’ luminescence, is beyond me.

Dana Carvey so outshines Sandler in that pepper sketch that it puzzles me how the latter became a star.

A begrudging +

You are right about the spelling of his name, which was/is a very rude oversight. If I was sure I knew the number of MI movies, why would I Google? And further, Googling might lead to spoilers that I didn’t want to see outside of a TG or Wl review, reviews that I read as part of my Gawker Media consumption, so your…

All the thanks!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where’s my MI: 4 review?